Skrybspryt

If I tell you to stop talking about any interview I go on as if I already have the job, then stop fucking talking about interviews as if I've already have the fucking job!!

What’s your favorite flower?

I AM NOT A WELFARE CHECKER. STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT DOING IT. I will gladly wait at the door until your grandma comes to it and gets the food you ordered for her. If she doesn't answer within a minute or two, I can try the door and if it's unlocked, I can shout into the house to see if she responds. But absolutely by NO MEANS will I go in there to find her and check on her for you. For a million reasons, I will not go into a house. Call non-emergency and have THEM go check on old grandma because if she doesn't respond, that's what I'm doing anyway. Let first responders go in there and find whatever is waiting for me in that house. *If* grandma is on the floor, she's going to need more than a single bloorblasher to help her anyway, and if it's NOT grandma on the floor but someone with nefarious intent, then let an armed cop find them instead of me with my sandals and my phone.

We had a customer today who decided the best time to try and come shopping was 5 minutes after close. Imagine how satisfied I felt- while letting someone out the shop- being able to tell them we’re closed. What was slightly less satisfying was watching them swear at me for a solid 2 minutes afterwards

Scout cat as a kitten:

do u like frogs

I have a bajillion customer service stories, but I've vented about them wayyyy too many times and now I just don't care enough to talk about those same stories. HOWEVER, I would like to say that my biggest gripes, as someone who has been PUW cashier for about a year or more, is when customers blame me for a job I had no hand in (which is obvious as we have an open kitchen) OR when managers teach me a new rule and yell at me for not following it. Only for them to then backtrack the second a customer questions them about it and instead turn the blame onto me, as if I invented the damn rule! Also, I hate when my team doesn't try and work during a rush. I swear PUW cashiers are hired to be scapegoats and targets

Saw an $8/hr job listing. Embarrassing truly. Not even a tip dependent job. I was actually tempted for a moment is the sad thing.

Just wanna express my gratitude for this blog not only being a space to vent, but also because (as far as I can tell) none of the submissions/anons get deleted. This is very helpful for me personally because as time goes on, the memory of how fucked up some previous jobs I had were and in my job hunting desperation, I briefly have an extremely delusional thought of returning to x company.

hi! i was wondering if you're okay with people making art of yourself? the pics of you holding frogs always make me smile and i kinda want to draw some of them but idk if that'd be weird since sharing your face on tumblr isn't something a lot of people do and i don't want to be seen as creepy or parasocial or make you uncomfortable in any way.

Dr scherz that huge frog is lovely!!!

Story from yesterday (6/22):

To the guy who was throwing a fit about his dog's nail trim taking too long, despite overhearing me do intake for a dog damn-near died earlier that morning. Who had literally had a full conversation with the guy, and had understood that his dog was here for EMERGENCY bloodwork. To this guy, who continued to be a dick when we could only get the front paws done, because he never desensitized his dog. And then cursed me out under his breath when he was leaving, despite the fact that I LITERALLY got the nail trim COMP'D. FREE. NOTHING OUT OF HIS POCKET. To this guy... I have a solution for you: Go to a groomer, so you don't have to compete with patients having literal medical emergencies. Sorry that we prioritized this dog's life over your precious fifteen minutes. Go to Hell forever.