homosexual amphibians

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

my apologies mr mama

calling your failing henchmen insolent fools must feel so good

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three