homosexual amphibians

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

my apologies mr mama

calling your failing henchmen insolent fools must feel so good

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three