Skitty the Great

Andor staying relevant (unfortunately)

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

Question. Why are y'all doing this in March

To make sure we get the meme jn the fridge to dethaw in time.

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

weird animals run all the time dude

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

Everyone I give my knitting to carries a piece of me around with them

Its my hair that got caught in the project and knitted in

"women are tainted by their previous sexual encounters" doesn't become less openly misogynistic just because it's said by a woman btw