do not taste plants if you don't know what they are
do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet
hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro
And today, we have this winner:
I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...
In comments, they continue:
and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:
So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!
YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
hate being married to a forensic anthropologist because he'll be like yeah I think this is bone :) let me lick it to see :) hey honey lick this and test if it's bone :) like No I Don't Think I Will
My fellow Canadians might remember the "Don't Put It In Your Mouth" song:
Don't you put it in your mouth, don't you put it in your mouth, / Don't you stuff it in your face, Don't you stuff it in your face, / Though it might look good to eat, though it might look good to eat, / And it might look good to taste, and it might look good to taste! / You could get sick, (ICK!) / Real quick! (ICK!)
