I Like Aldnoah.Zero

nochte:

WHAT IS THIS

what in the devil’s name…

CARLOS

Slurp the invisible soup.

Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.

Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.

Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.

Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.

Always pretend to die when they shoot you.

If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.

Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.

Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

"Girls are just there to be sexualized."

"The main characters always end up together."

"Its too serious."

"The characters are all the same."

"There’s no surprises."

"There’s no good back stories."

"There’s always a happy ending."

"All the characters are happy-go-lucky."

"The main character is too good.”