he who fights shadows;

you are a tragedy my dear, greek hymns are written about you.       //        selective   multimuse   penned  by   sun.

‘ you can’t be serious, it’s a load of commercialised crap. ’  ‘ it struck me that i don’t show my feelings for you enough. ’  ‘ you have broken my heart and i will never forgive you. ’  ‘ actually, you are the most important person in my life right now. ’ ‘ i guess what i’m saying is i love you. i’m sorry, but i do. ’  ‘ oh, i wonder who my secret admirer is! ’  ‘ someone just sent flowers to the front desk for me. it wasn’t you, was it? ’ ‘ single again, another year running. at least there’s discount chocolates. ’  ‘ i know it’s kind of cliche to propose on valentines day, but– will you marry me? ’ ‘ is that a rom-com you’re watching, seriously? ’  ‘ why is it that i can’t even manage to be cynical and jaded around you anymore?’  ‘ you still only receive a valentines card from your grandma? man that’s sad. ’  ‘ this is the last time we attempt valentines day sex. something always goes wrong, it’s like we’re cursed or something. ’  ‘ the thing is, suddenly when i picture my future, all i can see is you. ’  ‘ they’re doing two-for-one at that super posh restaurant and i wanna try oysters if you want to come with? ’  ‘ this is so inconvenient. i can’t be falling in love with you right now. ’  ‘ you’re my secret admirer! don’t deny it, no one else spells my name like that. ’  ‘ wait, hang on, were you just attempting to flirt? because it was awful but i’m no better and i think i fell in love with you a little bit honestly. ’  ‘ you’re a fucking bastard and you drive me mad but i love you. shit, i really love you. ’  ‘ i can’t bear this anymore. i can’t keep lying, when it’s always been you. ’  ‘ come here and kiss me already. ’  ‘ i tried so hard to forget you, but thing is i can’t get you off my mind. ’ ‘ i just want to meet my mr. darcy and ride off into the sunset, is that too much to ask? ’  ‘ this is really hard to ask so uh, bear with me, but um– i wanted to know if– maybe, i mean, you don’t have to – would you like to go out for dinner with me? ’  ‘ dumped on valentines day. shiiit, that’s some rotten luck, mate. ’  ‘ you forgot valentines day? oh man you’re sooooo dead. ’ ‘ i think actually that you’re the most beautiful human being i’ve ever met. ’  ‘ i know you’re not the romantic type but i at least thought you’d remember. ’ ‘ you really are my everything. ’  ‘ – woah. i – wow. i mean. look at you! you look – incredible tonight. ’  ‘ wearing red on valentines is a little bit cringe isn’t it? ’  ‘ wow. just wow. cheating on me on valentines day. really nice, jackass. ’  ‘ are you breaking up with me? but i – this night was meant to be our date night! ’  ‘ the truth is, i can’t stand to be around you because i can’t stand to be without you. ’  ‘ you have wedding day jitters on valentines day? yikes buddy that bodes well. ’  ‘ you are incredible & i love you so much. i couldn’t be happier that i’m finally marrying you. ’  ‘ let’s get married. right now. let’s just be totally crazy and run off together. ’  ‘ you have saved me in every way a person can be saved. i can’t thank you enough. ’  ‘ will you do me the honour of dancing with me? ’  ‘ oh wow we’ve reached crying-in-the-bathroom level of pre-valentines despair, huh? um, want a hug? some super cheap chocolate? ’  ‘ you are the love of my life and i will love you until my heart stops beating. ’  ‘ in the spirit of valentines day, how about we try again and get it right this time? ’

and now              I die slow