The Blorbos and the Blood

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I will not be changing my vocabulary to accommodate a bitch ass algorithm. I WILL NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT SWEET NIGHT WHERE 'chat' IS NOT THE OPENER TO A FUNNY QUESTION AND/OR AN EXASPERATED TERM OF ENDEARMENT!!! FUCK

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

one must imagine Sisyphus as having a big, round, juicy ass