So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
Iâm not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.Â
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.Â
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.Â
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
I think Iâd have preferred a ghostâŚ.
So anywayâŚ. *tiny incoherent cough exhumes from spider* Hereâs Wonderwall.
bwa ha ha ha
I hesitated before posting, but I bet I know whatâs going on here. The plucking was pretty rhythmic, right?
Male spiders pluck the webs of female spiders in a pattern to determine if the female is interested.
That spider was trying to mate with your violinâŚ
Ahh so itâs a boy(I just assume every insect I see is a girl) thatâs such a cute mating ritual!
He just wants love!
The behavior would indicate that it is a male. Only females weave webs. Male spiders have to be careful not to be mistaken for prey and eaten, so they pluck the web. Poor thing didnât exactly get any this time!
Poor spider thinking âDamn this web was made by a strong spider, a real awesome spider, can I possibly get with this boss ass spider??â
poor little hyperion, dreaming of the moon























