Just Some Shit

Oh Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International License, we’re really in for it now

#pull the trigger piglet

democrats in the email inboxes of people struggling to pay rent begging for campaign donations so they can get another 4 years of giving 40 billion dollar government contracts to companies that exist only to produce weapons that can kill the most people at once so they can ship them overseas to murder the most civilians so they can collect money on their investments

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

Can’t really argue with this

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

It drives me insane how many people dont realise how often they break the law and that if the full force of it was ever applied life would basically be unliveable. Like between traffic violations, petty workplace theft, account sharing and piracy alongside how common it is to have been in posession of some illegal drug at some point in your life. People still manage to get away with thinking "criminals" are people who commit crimes not just populations that are surveilled enough to be routinely prosecuted

Damn girl the power of love and friendship aren’t working :/ time to kill someone or whatever

everybody give it up for weird pussy