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also i was trying to work out if my wet beast was a cormorant or a shag so i tried googling "shag uk" and. well. that didn't go well
so then i tried "shag birds uk"
this was not an improvement
#this post is one hr old and has been on my dash #FIVE TIMES #from completely separate people #not mutuals reblogging each other #people I follow who all reblogged it from someone different#I’m fascinated
everyone wants to mock my suggestive birdwatching mishaps
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Wait. I know the actual reason Jerry Seinfeld said comedy is dead and jokes don’t work anymore. It’s not about political correctness.
It’s about smartphones.
“What’s the deal with airline food?”
“Yeah, I just looked it up? Being in the upper atmosphere affects our sense of taste.”
“…Oh. Neat.”
Happy Threshold Day
It is Threshold Day, everyone hug your newtbaby!
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
Have most recently enjoyed James Crowden's "Cider Country" about the history of orchard growing and cider making in the UK.
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Beware the Spirit of Dark and Lonely Water.
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it must feel good as fuck to be a man and say i wish you were a girl to another man
Paging @alysongreaves to the conversation...
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Midnight Pals: We're back
King: boy that sure was a long and relaxing break but it's sure nice to get back to the campfire King: [dusting cobwebs off campfire] sure hope nothing crazy happened while we were gone JK Rowling: [in full SS uniform] ACHTUNG! Rowling: JETZT SINGEN WIR ZUSAMMEN DAS LIED UBER UNSER LIEBER FUHRER ADOLF H. HITLER UND DEN SCHWEINDOGGENEN HUND
Rowling: jetzt mussen wir die finalishen solutionheimer implementieren also wir konnen uns die untermenschen geschwinden wird King: um well uh King: i don't actually speak german King: so maybe none of that was as bad as it sounded? Poe: it's pretty bad, steve
King: no no no Poe: i'm so sorry steve King: [holding griffindor scarf over trashcan] i-i-i just can't do it Barker: i'll do it Barker: give it to me, i'll do it right now Poe: clive Poe: this is something steve has to do for himself
Rowling: alsssso Rowling: jussst ssso we're clear Rowling: the cassst of the original harry potter moviess aren't allowed to criticize me Rowling: I own-- Barker: yeah yeah we know, 'i own them' Barker: how many times have we heard this rant? Rowling: Rowling: well, i do
Rowling: lisssten, if you write a book and then they make that book into a film Rowling: and there are child actorsss in that film Rowling: then you legally own thossse children for the entirety of their livesss Rowling: that'sss jussst the law
Barker: did you write that law yourself Rowling: what Barker: i mean, since you're so fond of using your money to rewrite laws Rowling:
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: joanne is talking about how she owns the harry potter actors Shelley: again? Poe: yeah, again Shelley: has she called them house elves yet Poe: not this time Poe: but it's probably coming
The brazen bull for every single person who spends more than five minutes a day thinking about Taylor Swift
Oh man, this makes it sound like its me, I'm the problem, its me?
"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
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inspiration struck in a really, really weird way
I like how the wolf has stitches on his belly, implying that the woodsman still cut it open and filled it full of stones and threw him into the river, but they talked it out and decided to be cool with one another so they could give Uncle Steve a proper intervention
I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
Where to buy and read my books
First up, all new chapters are posted first on my Patreon! You access to new chapters of The Sisters of Dorley two weeks before they are available for free, and you get new chapters of my other stories months before they become available to buy anywhere else!
As for my books...
The Sisters of Dorley Book one: Welcome to Dorley Hall Book two: Secrets of Dorley Hall
What if the only way to fix toxic masculinity were to erase it entirely?
Mark Vogel is like the older brother Stefan never had, but one day he disappears without a trace. A year later, after encountering a woman who looks near-identical to Mark, Stefan becomes obsessed. He finds that dozens of young men have disappeared over the years, many of them students at the Royal College of Saint Almsworth, and most of them troubled or unruly. Why are students going missing? Who are these women who bear striking resemblances to them? And what is their connection to the selective student accommodation on the edge of campus, Dorley Hall?
Stefan starts studying at Saint Almsworth for one reason and one reason only: to find out exactly what happened to the women who live at Dorley Hall, and to get it to happen to him, too.
Welcome to Dorley Hall is available now in all bookstores! Secrets of Dorley Hall will be available later this year!
All the books listed below can be bought as EPUB files directly from itch.io, and on Kindle and paperback from Amazon!
When You Fell from Heaven Book one: How to Fly Book two: All the Way
Max is a gymnast who can no longer pursue his passion. Taylor is a cheerleader with passion to spare.
A brutal attack put an end to Maxwell Giordano’s gymnastics career and ruined his junior year. So he and his family moved across the country for a fresh start, and now all he wants is to keep his head down and graduate in peace with the rest of the class of 2004.
Taylor Scott made cheer captain! And her greatest dream is to take the squad to regionals. Maybe even nationals! Except none of the other cheerleaders share her ambition, so she’s resigned herself to another year of cheering for the worst football team in the state.
And then a new boy moves in next door, and he’s everything she’s been dreaming of! If she can just convince him to join the squad, the two of them could take it all the way. But complications loom: Taylor’s jealous boyfriend, Max’s overprotective family, and then there’s the small matter of Max’s current gender…
Book one, How to Fly, can be purchased right now! Book two, All the Way, is currently being published chapter-by-chapter on my Patreon!
Buy How to Fly at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Read the first three chapters for free on Tumblr
Kimmy
John and Emily are a perfectly normal couple living in near-future suburban America, with plans to attend a perfectly normal Halloween party with Emily dressed in a perfectly normal android costume. But Emily has an accident, so John steps up to take her place, and that’s where things start to go wrong. Because the hollowed-out android they bought from John’s brother is supposed to be dead, and isn’t supposed to be influencing his actions, and when the time comes to take it off, it’s supposed to let him out…
A novel of transformation, alienation, and isolation.
Content warnings for this book can be viewed on the itch.io page. It is strongly recommended that you check them before buying.
A copy of the EPUB for Kimmy is available on my Patreon!
Buy Kimmy at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Show Girl
How far would you be willing to go for your best friend?
Alex is a young man in the employ of James McCain: founder of a small software company, old family friend, and the only person Alex sees with any regularity. And with a trade show coming that could make or break the company, Alex has been working harder than ever before to get everything ready, to make James proud.
But when the models they’ve booked fall ill just days before the event, someone has to step in and fill their shoes… and their outfits.
Now Alex has to decide just how far he’s willing to go — and what he’s willing to wear — for James.
A story of romance, self-discovery, and a truly embarrassing dress.
A copy of the EPUB for Show Girl is available on my Patreon!
Buy Show Girl at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Stories yet to be released
You can also find on my Patreon several stories which have been published nowhere else!
The Catch is an illustrated novel in collaboration with Emory Ahlberg, a 3D comics creator, in which we have far too much fun writing a forced-fem spin on the basic premise of Fifty Shades. This novel is complete, and all chapters and illustrations can be found on Patreon. It will be out as a published novel when we both have the time to make it happen.
Regarding the Weapon is a short story about feminisation. That’s it. That’s the whole deal.
Life and (the Little) Death is a retelling of my novel Show Girl where James is now Jess, and Alex is just as thirsty for her. It is about half complete.
You can also find my fanfiction — mostly Homestuck; sorry — on AO3! And the first drafts of The Sisters of Dorley, Show Girl and a very cool story about a trans lesbian vampire, Glow Worm, are there too!
Where to buy and read my books
First up, all new chapters are posted first on my Patreon! You access to new chapters of The Sisters of Dorley two weeks before they are available for free, and you get new chapters of my other stories months before they become available to buy anywhere else!
As for my books...
The Sisters of Dorley Book one: Welcome to Dorley Hall Book two: Secrets of Dorley Hall
What if the only way to fix toxic masculinity were to erase it entirely?
Mark Vogel is like the older brother Stefan never had, but one day he disappears without a trace. A year later, after encountering a woman who looks near-identical to Mark, Stefan becomes obsessed. He finds that dozens of young men have disappeared over the years, many of them students at the Royal College of Saint Almsworth, and most of them troubled or unruly. Why are students going missing? Who are these women who bear striking resemblances to them? And what is their connection to the selective student accommodation on the edge of campus, Dorley Hall?
Stefan starts studying at Saint Almsworth for one reason and one reason only: to find out exactly what happened to the women who live at Dorley Hall, and to get it to happen to him, too.
Welcome to Dorley Hall is available now in all bookstores! Secrets of Dorley Hall will be available later this year!
All the books listed below can be bought as EPUB files directly from itch.io, and on Kindle and paperback from Amazon!
When You Fell from Heaven Book one: How to Fly Book two: All the Way
Max is a gymnast who can no longer pursue his passion. Taylor is a cheerleader with passion to spare.
A brutal attack put an end to Maxwell Giordano’s gymnastics career and ruined his junior year. So he and his family moved across the country for a fresh start, and now all he wants is to keep his head down and graduate in peace with the rest of the class of 2004.
Taylor Scott made cheer captain! And her greatest dream is to take the squad to regionals. Maybe even nationals! Except none of the other cheerleaders share her ambition, so she’s resigned herself to another year of cheering for the worst football team in the state.
And then a new boy moves in next door, and he’s everything she’s been dreaming of! If she can just convince him to join the squad, the two of them could take it all the way. But complications loom: Taylor’s jealous boyfriend, Max’s overprotective family, and then there’s the small matter of Max’s current gender…
Book one, How to Fly, can be purchased right now! Book two, All the Way, is currently being published chapter-by-chapter on my Patreon!
Buy How to Fly at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Read the first three chapters for free on Tumblr
Kimmy
John and Emily are a perfectly normal couple living in near-future suburban America, with plans to attend a perfectly normal Halloween party with Emily dressed in a perfectly normal android costume. But Emily has an accident, so John steps up to take her place, and that’s where things start to go wrong. Because the hollowed-out android they bought from John’s brother is supposed to be dead, and isn’t supposed to be influencing his actions, and when the time comes to take it off, it’s supposed to let him out…
A novel of transformation, alienation, and isolation.
Content warnings for this book can be viewed on the itch.io page. It is strongly recommended that you check them before buying.
A copy of the EPUB for Kimmy is available on my Patreon!
Buy Kimmy at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Show Girl
How far would you be willing to go for your best friend?
Alex is a young man in the employ of James McCain: founder of a small software company, old family friend, and the only person Alex sees with any regularity. And with a trade show coming that could make or break the company, Alex has been working harder than ever before to get everything ready, to make James proud.
But when the models they’ve booked fall ill just days before the event, someone has to step in and fill their shoes… and their outfits.
Now Alex has to decide just how far he’s willing to go — and what he’s willing to wear — for James.
A story of romance, self-discovery, and a truly embarrassing dress.
A copy of the EPUB for Show Girl is available on my Patreon!
Buy Show Girl at itch.io | Amazon | other stores
Stories yet to be released
You can also find on my Patreon several stories which have been published nowhere else!
The Catch is an illustrated novel in collaboration with Emory Ahlberg, a 3D comics creator, in which we have far too much fun writing a forced-fem spin on the basic premise of Fifty Shades. This novel is complete, and all chapters and illustrations can be found on Patreon. It will be out as a published novel when we both have the time to make it happen.
Regarding the Weapon is a short story about feminisation. That’s it. That’s the whole deal.
Life and (the Little) Death is a retelling of my novel Show Girl where James is now Jess, and Alex is just as thirsty for her. It is about half complete.
You can also find my fanfiction — mostly Homestuck; sorry — on AO3! And the first drafts of The Sisters of Dorley, Show Girl and a very cool story about a trans lesbian vampire, Glow Worm, are there too!
Reblog if your favorite Star Trek TOS episode is NOT, I repeat NOT "The City on the Edge of Forever", "Amok Time" or "The Tholian Web"! I need to know I'm not the only one who thinks there are other episodes that deserve to be favorite episodes!
I always liked For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky, but also The Ultimate Computer is becoming a lot more applicable these days.
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Morning people are just the worst.
The image captures the miraculous moment when the rays of sun hit a rare cloud called a pile cloud, and the angle and other subtle conditions are reflected in a divine rainbow color. (Source)
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
No, wait, not that Glow Cloud.
