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Why is no one talking about how after watching the Barbie movie and stepping out of the cinema your eyes have to readjust to a world that is tragically devoid of pink

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I wish I read more, but there seem to be so many other things to do. ā That's exactly what I meant.
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this post is already on tumblr, why repost it?
You must be new here.
I've been here for a decade and my puzzlement over this kind of behavior remains evergreen
I admire the restraint not to point out you literally wrote the post that was screencapped.

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one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good
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Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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I leave tumblr for a few months and wtf happened here
old comics are a delightĀ
Yāknow what?
that Diana Wynne Jones interview where sheās likeĀ āI donāt understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing himā is so optimistic, like DWJās out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as ifĀ ārogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hypeā is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted toĀ
@corvidscorpse said: People who arenāt morosexual just donāt understand those of us who WANT a complete dumbass
DWJ, a reasonable woman: behold this undesirable man. look at him, he dresses weird and he keeps emotional support spiders and doesnāt even question people moving into his house without asking and heĀ has to reverse psychology himself into doing anything heās actually supposed to do.Ā
every morosexual in a 100 mile radius: oh fuck yeah babey
god this isnāt even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunityĀ
Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpoweredĀ āthrust into a fantasy worldā man⦠is not the main character.
Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them
DWJ, professorās wife, academicās daughter, Responsible Eldest Sister who only craves stability and mental acumen: okay so an ABD post doc who hogs the bathroom and lives in filth and is generally five leagues away from recognizing his emotions
Us, disaster bag monsterfuckers: HOT
I didnāt know DWJās background and I have to thank you, this explains everything
I was reading this and fully nodding along in agreement before I realized it was my own post jesus h
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.Ā There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.Ā The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD.Ā Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.Ā You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making yourā¦ā¦ā¦..HORNā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.Ā It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhereĀ āin honor of her sacrificeā because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.Ā People werenāt allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.Ā It did.Ā Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.Ā People donāt go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, Iāve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you couldāve just said āno they donāt have wifiā and that wouldāve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
I thought it was a mouse skeleton, was not prepared to learn it was a moose

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itās so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??
(also, arenāt they Vikings or something?)
To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American
If it was just the rats Iād say itās because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but donāt necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isnāt literally taking place the way we see it but that doesnāt explain why Linguini has a rat accent
LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENTĀ
Do we ever hear like
For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?
It could be possible heās just an American immigrant
I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian
Iām sorry his first name is Alfredo?
ALFREDO???
heās American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning
Iām sorry, Iāve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names
Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce letās go over the movie from the top again
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