The Fakest Shrubbery

OH MY GOD I’M SAVING ALL  OF THESE RN

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Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

this is my fuckin city <- thought by disenfranchised mentally ill trans girl who nobody likes and who couldn't have less in common with the general population

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

I think leftists need to refer to the United States as a slave state more often. It has one of the highest prison populations per capita of any nation, slavery is legal as punishment for a crime, and Black people are disproportionately imprisoned and given longer sentences. The prison industrial complex is modern-day slavery

I happen to think everyone deserves free food and I'm tired of entertaining greedy people who disagree

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

When the female character meets her male love interest and you watch in real time as the writers hollow her out and zombify her with tradwife spores

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️