it'll be fun they said...

Thirsty boy

Venus fly trap

Derpy cat

Basically he just kinda twists the gun hard enough that the magazine flies out on its own so he can put a new one in faster.

I just thought it was crazy that an actor developed a viable combat technique.

Mission impawssible

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

I taught English as foreign language to adults for around 15 years. With beginners, once I was sure they knew the basic vocabulary (table, chair, desk, wall, floor, ceiling, door, window, pen, pencil, eraser, lights), I would go around the room like:

Me [pointing at the wall]: it's a table.

Adults: Noooo, it's a wall!

Me [looking confused, pointing more vehemently at the wall]: Table!

Adults: NOOOOO, wall!!!

Like, I had literal company executives, who went to class in full suits, giggling like school children with what has to be the silliest game ever.

followed by

“Excuse me human in case you forgot the treats are right here.”

rat race

The cutest owl