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       ❛   Uh, thanks, Mom.   ❜

❛   Next time I won’t come home when I leave. Good luck explainin’ that to the prick.  ❜

      ❛   Don’t act like you didn’t miss me.   ❜

       ❛   I lived, bitch.  ❜

       ❛   I don’t give no dentist any cut of my pay, that’s for sure. I take care’a my teeth for all the candy I get. Brush twice a day an’ use a little powder t’ keep ‘em sparklin’. Sure, they ain’t as nice as Siegnerd’s, but I do my best.   ❜

          ❛   That ain’t what I meant  !   ❜

     ❛   Well I was pulled out of a burnin’ building . . . and jus’ kinda adopted.  ❜

     ❛   TCH. I ain’t stuck with you, I don’t belong t’ you, I already told you that I ain’t your retainer. My dad can say whatever the hell he wants, but he doesn’t speak for me. I ain’t no goddamn Saizo, and I ain’t no goddamn retainer. I don’t owe you shit. So. Let. Me. Go.   ❜

@fashionprxnce

❛   UGH. Lame.   ❜

@wickedthievery

❛   Can we sell him back to where ever he came from  ?  ❜

Nah. Ice cream’s good an’ all, but that’s my little brother, y’know  ? He’s worth at least three. An’ my parents would have my ass on the mantle if I traded him or lost him. ❜

❛  Hey.  ❜

          ONE ( 1 ) BROTHER FOR SALE. 

❛   Hey  ! Now wait just a damn minute  !! You know that ain’t what I meant  !!!   ❜

❛   I dunno, I have t’ disagree with you there. Girls are evil or cunning or whatever, but some of ‘em have been awful forever.  ❜