pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon pigeon

You really don't realize just how much you miss the frogs until they peak their little heads out of the mud and sing you their hymns

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy

Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

@creatures-in-posts

Boy why are you so paws??

Sitting #chair

where's that picture that ruined my life

Toothpaste. It's just frozen toothpaste.