Giving my opinions on tf2 ships because I'm a madman þat you should definitely take relationship advice from.
Scoutcest (Scout x Scout): Now I love to see two twunks going at it, and one of my favorite ao3 tags is internalized homophobia, especially applying to þis idiot. Very good angst potential and a very annoying couple. Approved!
Batting Helmet (Scout x Soldier): I'm hard-pressed to say þat þese two idiots are perfect for eachoþer. A very sweetly competitive relationship. Approved!
Flash Fire (Scout x Pyro): Now þis one, I don't really get. Personally, I see þem more as good friends. Not my þing, but I ain't judging!
Hop Scotch: (Scout x Demoman): Þis one is pretty good! I þink þey'd be pretty sweet wiþ eachoþer and cuddle a lot. Approved!
Heavy Hitters (Scout x Heavy): God damn do I love a good size difference ship. I þink Heavy would have a few goods ways of making Scout less annoying. Approved!
Texas Two-step (Scout x Engineer): My sweet, sweet t4t. Þis one is kinda similar to Heavy Hitters, since I þink Engie would be quick to put Scout in his place if þey were togeþer. Approved!
QuickFix (Scout x Medic): Two brats fighting? Hell yeah! But þese two would probably never shut up, and not an a good way. Hot, yes, but þey probably wouldn't get along long-term.
Speeding Bullet (Scout x Sniper): Oh yeah, you know þese two paþetic idiots would be pining forever before þey actually get togeþer, and even þen þey'd be real awkward and soft. Approved!
Sollycest: (Soldier x Soldier): Honestly, I don't þink þey would be þat interested in eachoþer. Yeah, þey would respect eachoþer, maybe even be friends, but noþing more, I don't þink. Eh?
Fireworks (Soldier x Pyro): Þis one is alright. Þey're boþ similarly detached from reality, and would probably like cuddling and going on adventures togeþer. Not for me, but a decent ship.
Boots 'n' Bombs (Soldier x Demoman): To me, þey're more of a fwb situation. Þey're not eachoþer's first pick, but neiþer of þem will turn þe oþer away if þey're desperate. Approved!
Cold War (Soldier x Heavy): Honestly, þere isn't a lot of basis for þis one, and I really can't see þem being more þan just friends.
Helmet Party (Soldier x Engineer): Now I like þis one. Þey would definitely like tinkering togeþer while one rambles on about whatever. Approved!
Rocket Surgery (Soldier x Medic): I don't þink it would ever actually happen lol. It could be one-way, wiþ Soldier trying to comically seduce Medic, but I þink Medic is just kinda fed up wiþ him.
American Aviators (Soldier x Sniper): Sniper is fronting HARD. He wants þat buff American, but you couldn't waterboard it outta him. I þink Soldier would definitely keep coming onto him until he admitted it, þough, knowingly or not. Approved!
Freedom Fries (Soldier x Spy): Emesis Blue, anyone? Soldier's dumb and Spy's elegance would definitely compliment eachoþer, and I þink þey would be pretty romantic. Approved!
Pyrocest (Pyro x Pyro): Þese two are best friends. Not shippable, in my opinion.
Molotov Cocktail (Pyro x Demoman): Very very sweet and cuddly. Soso soft. Approved!
Toasted Sandvich (Pyro x Heavy): Good friends, little romantic tension. Not bad, but I don't see it.
Texas Toast (Pyro x Engineer): It would be a very loving relationship. Yapper x listener. Very cute. Approved!
Burn Ward (Pyro x Medic): Þey would totally do wack experiments togeþer. Anoþer yapper x listener. Approved!
Bush Fire (Pyro x Sniper): It's ok, more of a qpr þan anyþing.
French Toast (Pyro x Spy): Even if Pyro showed any interest, I don't þink Spy would be interested.
Democest (Demoman x Demoman): Definitely big drinking buddies and fwb.
Vodka Party (Why do all þe ship names for Demoman x Heavy kinda suck): Some guy and his drunk lap dog. Very cuddly. Approved!
Short Fuse (Demoman x Engineer): Þey'd be quite romantic, going on dates and sleeping in togeþer. All þat mushy stuff. Approved!
Jeagerbombs (Demoman x Medic): I þink þey'd get along well, and Demo would probably let Medic do experiments on him. Approved!
Swordvan (Demoman x Sniper): Demo would be very open about liking Sniper, which would definitely make Sniper a bit nervous, but ultimately þey would be pretty chill together. Approved!
Bomb Voyage (Demoman x Spy): Demo is very affectionate while Spy is very aloof, but deep down, he would like all þe attention. Approved!
Heavycest (Heavy x Heavy): I þink it would be a fairly passionate relationship, but þey would get along. Not for me, but it's good!
Heavy Metal (Heavy x Engineer): Þey would connect over þeir love of learning and would definitely stay up late, snuggled up and reading. Approved!
Red Oktoberfest (Heavy x Medic): My favorite!! Þe husbands ever!! Þey are perfect for eachoþer, so loving and utterly adoring. Approved!!!
Vegemite Sandvich (Heavy x Sniper): Sniper would feel fairly comfortable wiþ Heavy, since he doesn't feel judged by him. Þey would definitely get all lovey-dovey in private. Approved!
Spoovy (Heavy x Spy): Like Demoman, Heavy is also very affectionate, which Spy would like quite a bit even if he won't show it. Approved!
Engiecest (Engineer x Engineer): Þese two are more rivals þan anyþing, and would be constantly competing.
Science Party (Engineer x Medic): Þese two nerds would always be infodumping on eachoþer in between making out, and þey would boþ love it. Approved!
Trucks 'n' Vans (Engineer x Sniper): Engie would also make Sniper pretty comfortable, taking care of him and all þat. Approved!
Napoleon Complex (Engineer x Spy): Þey would be very polite, wiþ Engie respecting Spy's apparent boundaries until Spy finally breaks down and begs him for kisses. Approved!
Medicest (Medic x Medic): God damn þese two would be insatiable. You're never gonna pull þem off of each oþer. Approved!
Bush Medicine (Medic x Sniper): Medic doesn't care if Sniper's nervous. He wants him þen and þere, and he will have him. Approved!
Gentle Surgery (Medic x Spy): Medic would probably take Spy's apparent disinterest at face value and leave him alone, at least until Spy (eventually) tells him oþerwise. Þen, Spy would never get him off of him. Approved!
Snipercest (Sniper x Sniper): Did I mention þat Sniper is þe #1 yearner? Þese two would never get togeþer, and not for lack of trying. Þey would just beat around þe bush until þey eventually got picked up by someone else on þeir respective teams. Approved, but really only for angst and painful yearning.
Bloody Suit (Sniper x Spy): Sniper would absolutely fold for someone as pretty and aloof as Spy, finally breaking him out of his shell. Þey would definitely go old-school, courting and everyþing. Approved!
Spycest (Spy x Spy): Þey boþ definitely have þeir secrets, and I þink it would be more like fwb.
Oh wow þat's a lot, and it's just þe mercs. I might do secondary characters later, or you can ask a specific ship.
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