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drivemetogeek

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

brasscyanide

im aroace which means im attracted to me

Well. No.

I'm gay which means I'm attracted to you

Hm. Well. Also no.

smallsilvervine

I’m aroace which means I’m attracted to the person

No, not really. I think predictive text is thinking of Omnisexuality or something I don’t remember

justcall-me-max

I’m queer which means I’m attracted to people that I know.

Honestly yeah pretty based

lelethetopicchangerisbackalready

i'm idk which means i'm attracted to them

i mean

yeah

crokendile

I'm pan which means I'm attracted to your body

shallow much??

ellakas

reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure

lelethetopicchangerisbackalready

here have more enrichment

f4therlesssss

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

0sbrain

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sushiisiu

this audio was soo grace i had to draw it

#project hail mary

t0ad-sto0l

When they say abr the way 2 sum1s heart being thru their stomach they were talking abt me

jammiepinkincarnation

Want some

crokendile

Well actually if you're cutting someone open, the fastest way to their heart is through the stomach because the ribs are in the way. (Unless you have a bonesaw or something idk)

jammiepinkincarnation

I will medic tf2 my way to their heart

crokendile

Too late he already took mine (In what sense? Nobody will know)

segamascott

sandersstudies

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

jammiepinkincarnation

Im Anti darkship btw I don't think child x adult ships are cute, it's vile so are the people who ship it, fuck you

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chillyfeetsteak

wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala

paranormal-pan

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

You know the transing of my gender really explains why I was so obsessed with looking like my dad when I was younger.

#crocodile growls

tastylemonbread

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

didderd-reblogs

electricpurrs

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andhumanslovedstories

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

andhumanslovedstories

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

thomrainierskies

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

zenosanalytic

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

morethanonebraincell

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

ziggy-scardust

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

t0ad-sto0l

When they say abr the way 2 sum1s heart being thru their stomach they were talking abt me

jammiepinkincarnation

Want some

crokendile

Well actually if you're cutting someone open, the fastest way to their heart is through the stomach because the ribs are in the way. (Unless you have a bonesaw or something idk)

t0ad-sto0l

WAIT ACTUALLY?? THTZ SO KEWL/INTERESTING

crokendile

#Medic Gaming

#srry tf2 brainrot #it's taking over

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