I Seduced a Goddess and Murdered My Friend
Context: I’m a female Dragonborn Bard and my friend is a male Human Ranger and we broke the 4th wall and I seduced Terraf, goddess of the earth, and she became flustered and flattered. Easton seduced her and got a critical fail so he tried to kill her. And so our tale begins.
Terraf and I, Phosphorus, stand waiting for Farendal to arrive. He arrives and shoots Alchemist Fire on an arrow at her face and I use Viscous Mockery on him as he attacks me. This displeases her since he attacks me.
Faren: I wish to slide under her dress and shoot at her groin DM: Uh…. Yeah, uh, alright then. *Faren fails his roll* DM: You slide under but shoot her dress and are now prone behind her. Phos, from the Black Dragons: I wish to shoot my acid at him for sexually harnessing my girlfriend! *Faren rolls too low and gets Acidic Damage* DM: You trip on your cloak and are prone again. *Terraf, being 21 ft tall, goes to crush him* DM: In order to live, you have to be able to take 28 damage. I’ll roll the D10 10 times due to the special effect. *rolls 6 times and he dies* DM: You are crushed into the ground and become part of the earth. Around you grow a variety of flowers and a stone is placed. DM, OOC: Dude she didn’t even want to fight you. Faren, OOC: I just wanted her chair! Phos, OOC: Yay! Me and my Goddess Girlfriend win!
