I think my least favorite part of being alive is that you can’t take a break when you need one like if your whole world crashes and burns you still have to show up to work? that’s wild!!!! Give the people a moment to recover!!!!

honestly if I survive the next 3 years of my life I will be impressed with myself

this is the best comic ive ever seen

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

If a cat wants to sleep somewhere, then all sorts of conventions like gravity do not bother her at this moment …

3D graphics are incredible these days.

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

not even mad or sad right now, just realizing shit. realizing i need to do better.

definitely at this point in life.

This is exactly what I mean when I say I’m screaming

^^Exactly.

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.