A Dumpster Fire 🔥

a car swerved to try and hit me while i was typing this ??

imagine i die and the cops pick up my phone and im halfway through making a post about lemonade

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

thought ‘I haven’t seen any deer recently’ then i remembered there are 2 dead in the ditch down the road and i got really sad realizing they are likely the same ones i used to see often. that roadkill used to eat fruit from my yard. but isn’t it kind of bad i only got sad about the deer after considering it one of ‘mine’. this must be how mudda earth feels all da time. I wish I could take care of everybody

celebrating an old fav that has been successfully restored from tumblr’s containment (it was marked sexually explicit. lol.)

Going to therapy during the state of the world rn is hilarious, "oh you know I've been pretty stressed ... cause of reasons ... feeling pretty hopeless cause of reasons ... yeah those grounding exercises we've worked on aren't helping much" like woes is me I am going to therapy to talk about how my childhood fucked me up when we are all currently getting fucked