Salt And Hot Sauce

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

bad luck brian is almost always funnier if you cut off the upper or lower text

wait hold on i just thought of something funny

you can really see the aging of the user base

the day crouton.net goes down its actually over

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

this is so funny. why is it like that? i didn't type that

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once

yeah the sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures