Here be slash

im being emo about dinosaurs again

(companion piece)

Incorrect quote by @imperialcantinajam

They are canon as far as I’m concerned

this is the funniest possible outcome

Eldritch horror Kylo in his human disguise, forgetting what actual humans can and cannot do (including disturbed eating patterns)

Poe, 30yrs later in a thrift shop: ... I'm a whore for vintage fashion.

B) in the whole Galaxy far far away, only one Shein-type store prevailed on the market and crushed all competition (and was probably controlled by the Hutts)

Today, we'll take a peek into the renowned First Order Museum in the Outer Rim --- my artwork for the Fandom Kombat 2025

I know in TOS it’s always ‘ho ho silly Vulcans with their insistence on logic it’s just not Huuuuuman is it?’ but holy shit after the last decade IRL I be straight on their spaceship begging for some rationalism. I’d get into the wall panels like some kind of logic-seeking raccoon. They’d have to chase me out of the Jeffries tubes with a broom.