chaotic neutral bards.

huuuughhhhh yahoo selling scraped data from tumblr to AI sloo probably uughhhwaaauuwghhhhhh

i miss her (ttrpg character i barely got to play)

i miss her (ttrpg character i never got to play)

I miss her (ttrpg character)

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

"D&D was always for the freaks and the outsiders" is one of those statements that is technically true but if you dig a bit under the surface you realize that the freaks and outsiders in question are Misogyny Steve and The Dungeon Racist.

i think this says much more about the people y'all hang out with or know than it does ttrpg players as a whole but idk

I think this comment is indicative of the fact that you don't know a lot about the history of the game and the culture surrounding it.

Uh, okay, yeah. I guess I don't know a lot about the history of the game

I won't belabor the point because I've effectively made this same post a few times now, but the point is that there's a degree of historical revisionism to the claim "D&D was always for the freaks and outsiders" (very common sentiment among queer folks who play D&D these days) because it papers over the fact that D&D as a game and its surrounding community have not always been very welcoming and in fact have been home to lots of people with extremely misogynistic, queerphobic, and racist attitudes, and a not inconsiderable amount of this can be traced hack to the people who created the game. None of this is to say that the community surrounding the game hasn't improved, but it doesn't do any of us favors to pretend that the D&D community was always welcoming to all. (As said, this sentiment is particularly common among queer folks who play D&D: it is well-intentioned, because they want to sell the idea that the game they like has somehow always had some intractable quality that makes it Queer, but as said is horribly revisionist.)

Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

I AM WHEEZING

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS OMFG

my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else

this post has been very fun for me because I rarely post anything that's not like, specific to my fandoms yk but now I get to see everybody tagging this with their favorite traumatized guys and it's cool