Cullen Row

  [mask pm] [proofread] Don’t call me that. Go look for a laser tattoo removal clinic Keep your sister safe.

[pm] It's on there for keeps. That night was important to me and the tattoo is a reminder of that.

No.

Why is that? Have you ever met him?

Unless The Onion’s now a part of CNN, I think this is the real deal. Well for one they said they don’t know how they got there and two a near million bunnies don’t just disappear and reappear in just under a day. Pretty sure it’s a long ways away from Gotham to Japan.

There is no reason to jump to the conclusion that there was magic involved. These thing can be explained...

…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA. Oh hell, you’re a riot. If there’s anyone I’ve been lying to, definitely isn’t myself. Thanks for telling me what I know though. Doing the Lord’s work, you are.

Close, but I’m not quite a deity. Regardless what you believe, the rabbits are gone, and it was me who moved ‘em. Is it that hard to believe? It’s Gotham. 

Well, thank you. If it really was you then it deserves thanks, however you managed it,because it wasn't magic, magic isn't real. I can't believe I'm arguing this with a stranger. Has everyone gone crazy? Next you are gonna tell me Swamp Thing is real, well he isn't, he is just a story adults tell children to scare them to stay out of the Slaughter Swamp, there's nothing down there, besides maybe some dead bodies, but that has nothing to do with magic...

It’s…It’s not? Well bloody hell, what have I been doing for some odd years? Is my…Are you telling me my whole life is just one big lie?

If you seriously believe that you are performing magic, then yes, you have been lying to yourself. Sorry.

What does that prove? How are you gonna just believe that 'Magic' is responsible? Common, Richie, this is probably just a joke article, like The Onion.

blah bla Everyone? Not me. I’ve been hearing that a lot, I don’t know how I missed that memo. But seriously, how else would I be able to do it in a city this large and with that many rabbits? Magic.

Okay, I get it, you're being sarcastic. You are hilarious. It would have take an act of God to get rid of a million bunnies.

  Dunno, man. Those bunnies seem to be pretty quick as far as I remember. And it ain’t exactly gonna be easy searching for one white fluff butt of a bun. [When they all practically look the same]

He probably didn't go farther then a block or two. I'll come over and help you search. Okay?

  A million, actually. Technically I had anther person to help me. It would be ridiculous, if it weren’t the tiny detail of me being a magician. Thanks, magic.

I...You mean... Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows magic isn't real.