I put a spell on you

[pm] Yeah, only seven. Could have been, like, eighteen or something. Your house, your rules. Is there such a thing as too much time around me. Breaking my heart, Zee. You really are. I’ll show you: </3 :( fuck i’m too old for this smiley face malarkey

[pm] Bloody bombs going off outside, I didn’t have time to just ring you and tell you.

[pm] It's my apartment, s In what world Only seven birds? You know what, fine. Screw it. But if anything happens that I don't like, he goes. I'm spending too much time around you, I think, if I'm agreeing to something as stupid as this. 

[pm] Yeah, that’s pretty much it in a nutshell. I was building up to telling you. Honest.

[pm] Sure. After you had already told him yes.

[pm] On a scale of one to ten, I’m about fourteen with how serious I am right now. You know me, I don’t worry about people. People are shit. Bird isn’t shit. He’s a good person and I’d be really heartbroken if he ended up dead on the street or something. People think the worst of us and they’re wrong most of the time. Same thing with Bird. A good bloke in a real shit circumstance.

[pm] Oh my god where to begi So you offered to let the friend and supporter of the man who is attempting a violent siege of Gotham stay with us? And you didn't tell me that? Just because he knows quirky bird facts doesn't mean he isn't wanted by the federal government for helping someone like Bane. You don't see how this might be a problem?