Single AF Mom

I would not survive a vibe check right now

being in your 20’s is like “if I can just get through this week I’ll be ok” but every fucking week

Girl, that’s life

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

And when the world needed her most… she returned

*falls behind in life* haha the lag

Self-care is watching movies about women made by women

pick your battles. pick… pick fewer battles than that. put some battles back. that’s too many 

Guy Fieri was always my favorite.

When he starts piling cheese in his mouth like bro same