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what if cyberpunk had actual cinematic cutscenes rather than the first person pov

(also, as i’ve often said on this blog, what if jackie & evelyn fucking lived)

gwen stacy x gn! reader

summary: gwen being a flirt 😝

most of the time gwen doesn’t even realize she’s being a flirt

if she flirts with you it’s either accidentally or jokingly to either see you flustered or just to make you both laugh

i feel like she’s more of a babe person than a baby person regarding pet names

either calls you that or your name she kinda finds pet names corny

she’s also more of a flirty text person than telling you in real life

gwen 🕸️: you look so good babe.. tryna get out of here?

you: gwen you’re literally in the room across from me focus on your math work 🙄

as you’re typing, u can’t help but feel warm at her antics as she’s looking at you holding in a giggle

“i got you this necklace. thought it’d suit you. turn around for me?”

gwen knows what she’s doing as she puts the necklace over your neck leaving her hands lingering around the back of your neck

there’s an intimacy about it as she’s putting it on for you

“yeah, knew it’d look perfect on you” she gives you a little side smile knowing that you’re gonna fold 😭😭

when she holds your hand she does that thumb circle thing just so you know she’s there and it’s just a sweet act

when shes cuddling you tho, there are times where she pauses to take a look at you and when you lightly laugh and say “what?” she says,

“you smell so good. new perfume/cologne? this one suits you y/n.”

it’s not even all that flirty but smell good compliments are 🔛🔝

the fact she even noticed at all just makes you so happy

The gameplay in Valhalla is so much better… I didn’t even realize how much better it is until I went back to Odyssey for the beginning of the crossover.

Valhalla’s also easier (for me at least). Even after I adjusted to the slightly different controls in Odyssey, I still desynchronized so many times. I think one of the issues is that Kassandra has a more nuanced fight style that relies heavily on power ups for more difficult opponents (spoiler alert: that’s gonna bite you in the ass). Meanwhile my fight style with Eivor is give her two massively oversized weapons and wildly start chopping off limbs (very Viking of her). I also forget the power ups are even there half the time lol.

Wandanat x kid!reader

(Pictures not mine)

Wanda: Hi baby, how's school today?

Y/n sigh: Just like usual.

Natasha: What's wrong buddy? Did someone mess with you at school?

Y/n: No...

Natasha: ...but?

Wanda: It's okay baby. You can tell us.

Y/n: I know I'm not your daughter-

Natasha: Who said that?!

Wanda: Nat, let her finish first. Then we can go 'banana'.

Natasha drink juice: I'm sorry. Go on.

Y/n: I mean, I know I'm adopted. But my friends said that I might be came from a happy accident.

Natasha: ...

Wanda: ...

Y/n: I've been thinking since then. What is happy accident? Accident is painful. Why people be happy about accident? How human can came from happy accident, mama?

Wanda: You can answer that. She asked you, mama. It's time for birds and the bees talk.

Natasha whisper: She's 9! I didn't prepare for this kind of question. Maybe not for the next 3,4 years!

Wanda whisper: You think I did? We don't even know her parents. How can I know if she's a happy accident or sad accident?

Natasha: Actually, I kinda know who's her parents.

Wanda: What?! You knew and you didn't tell me?

Natasha: I'm a spy, love! I can't help it.

Wanda: Okay, why don't you use your spy skills to make a plan on answering OUR daughter questi-

Y/n: It's okay mom, mama. I can just google what it mean.

Natasha & Wanda: No!

Y/n, shock: Are you mad at me?

Natasha & Wanda: No..

Y/n: Am I being punish?

Natasha & Wanda: No..

Natasha: Sweetie, how about we tell you in some other time? It's a long story and there are 90% chances that you will be bored.

Wanda: Yes. Mama is right. It is such a boring topic to talk about. Now, why don't you go to your room and finish your homework? I'll call you when dinner is ready. Okay baby?

Y/n go upstairs: Okay mom.

Natasha take vodka out of upper cupboard: We need to get ready for the next time she'll ask.

Wanda, wrapping arm around Natasha's neck: She's just curious. I think she got it from you, darling.

Natasha, holding her torso: Me?

Wanda: You're a spy. Spies are curious. All about questions, answers, information. She's a curious little spy. You, as a mama spy, I suggest you to block or restrict some websites or keywords for her browser.

Natasha: Can I do that later?

Wanda: Now, or you didn't get 'any' tonight.