crow man

a group of henchmen who are only in the villainy business bc strong union rights guarantee health coverage for preexisting conditions

did i just invent the u.s. military 

yes you did gaud

PLEASE I’D LOVE TO GET ONE

SCREECH

Gasp

This sounds fun.

Cool!

Eh sure why not

sounds fun but i am a new blog so it might be hard

haha

having been to church in years but i am mad craving some communion wafers to go with this wine

and put the waferd in the cup and poor the wine

this is why i like white people

time for some DARK TALES

YAY DARK TALES TELL US SOME TALES GAUD

when did it become problematic to celebrate the death of a villain? every fairytale and animated movie ever made is telling me that’s nonsense 

same

I-is that….

This is a nightmare.

5% of tumblr has a whole lobe dedicated to recognizing this silhouette in 0.5 seconds

OMG IT’S HIMMM

@lynxsans

I’m in the 5% that recognized him

Oh. Oh no.

Another reason to just turn the internet off forever

dugdimadome?

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

@rachielena

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

i wouldn't get this beacose just setting up this be a hassle and im mf lazy