at the San Diego ii show, Dan was faced with this dilemma: Phil is going to totally die (which they made fun of bc it was incredibly California) BUT he won’t if Dan gives up the internet forever.
before Dan answered, he picked it apart: the internet is his career, his hobby, how he spends most of his time. basically it’s his entire life. he followed up that analysis by saying “of course i would give it up for Phil.”
Dan would give up essentially everything else in his life for Phil.




















