zombie cowpoke from hell

You think you’re a match for me? Bucko, back the fuck down or I’m gonna have to go beast mode.

oh i done dealt with far worse than some half assed taxidermy scam looking bastard. rest assured the trigger finger ain't gone and rotten off yet, still don't miss a single shot,and your ridiculous noggin is the easiest damn target I've ever seen,so play nice.

"Uhm. Hi-" He was just walking out of the bathroom, freezing upon seeing rotspurr. Slowly raising his hand and doing a finger gun. "Uhh... woowoowoowoooo... waow waow waow...?"

okay well it kind of is but still don't do it,those movies ain't nowhere close to what it's like living the life I'll have you know.

He stood there with that stupid finger gun thing. "I feel like I should do something but also am in no way equipped to do something."

or we can do a shootout for real if you ain't a coward

"So like, I can say I scared you away? Couldn't catch up or something... Or that you disappeared-"

oh and uh, before i forget, i know it's maybe a bit counterproductive but most of my old drinking buddies are in jail now,so if ya ever feel like hanging out i know a place or two, y'know?

"Hm? Wait, you-" He paused, before a smile appeared on his face. "Oh, this is the biggest HR violation ever, I'm so in. If I'm on the phone though, no I'm not, I'm checking on my dog."

now that's my kind of company,here i thought this whole place was just full of borin ol sons of bitches pushin pencils all day round. first rounds on me,yeah?

"Uhm. Hi-" He was just walking out of the bathroom, freezing upon seeing rotspurr. Slowly raising his hand and doing a finger gun. "Uhh... woowoowoowoooo... waow waow waow...?"

okay well it kind of is but still don't do it,those movies ain't nowhere close to what it's like living the life I'll have you know.

He stood there with that stupid finger gun thing. "I feel like I should do something but also am in no way equipped to do something."

or we can do a shootout for real if you ain't a coward

"So like, I can say I scared you away? Couldn't catch up or something... Or that you disappeared-"

oh and uh, before i forget, i know it's maybe a bit counterproductive but most of my old drinking buddies are in jail now,so if ya ever feel like hanging out i know a place or two, y'know?

"Uhm. Hi-" He was just walking out of the bathroom, freezing upon seeing rotspurr. Slowly raising his hand and doing a finger gun. "Uhh... woowoowoowoooo... waow waow waow...?"

okay well it kind of is but still don't do it,those movies ain't nowhere close to what it's like living the life I'll have you know.

He stood there with that stupid finger gun thing. "I feel like I should do something but also am in no way equipped to do something."

or we can do a shootout for real if you ain't a coward

"Uhm. Hi-" He was just walking out of the bathroom, freezing upon seeing rotspurr. Slowly raising his hand and doing a finger gun. "Uhh... woowoowoowoooo... waow waow waow...?"

okay well it kind of is but still don't do it,those movies ain't nowhere close to what it's like living the life I'll have you know.

He crossed his arms and tilted his head. "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy."

is this what old people feel like?am i old??

it ain't everyday ya see Something like..well y'know,this. makes a fellow morbidly curious i admit.

there's just,ah whaddya call it, this there's something off bout the whole..all of ya.

rotspurr, best sharpshooter dead or alive, pleased to make your acquaintance.

name's redd,and for the record my folks were upstandin' citizens Unlike myself.

I'm not that old,am i...

unbelievable...

ugh sweet baby Jesus you're one annoying bastard, y'know that?

He crossed his arms and leaned on rotspurr. "Hah, why do you think my name is rage-baiter?"

what are ya..? nevermind, whatever,sure.

"I'm literally what my name is. That is what I am. It cannot get easier than this to figure out.."

well you said it yourself, I'm old,this is that youngest talk.

"It- what. It cannot get easier than this. Rage. Baiter. Ragebaiter. Come on, you can't be this dense, man-"

well I ain't know what kinda baiting you're referring to son, we're goin fishing or something?

"WH- RAGE. I'm ragebaiting. That's my job. That's what I am. Jesus-"

so kinda like what am doing now,eh?

And then he started laughing again, patting them on the shoulder all while he could barely catch his breath because of how hard he's laughing. "Man- I like you, take my job while you're at it, huh?"

oh hell fuckin no, I'd rather catch the bloody flux all over again than ever do whatever job's got you purposely makin enemies like this.

"Oh come on, I could use someome to cover a shift or two... I work at SDN. Phoenix program or whatever they call it, I dunno. I barely show up anyway." He srugs "No clue why they haven't fired me yet."

wait wait wait a damn minute now,sdn,as in the place with the real oddball alien n the blondie girl? that sdn?

"Um, Blazer and Phenomaman? Yeah? I'd know, she has to deal with me so often. Why, you workin for like- Shroud or something?" That was very very obviously meant to be a joke, he is not taking this seriously at all

fuck okay wait wait hold on you're throwing me some serious curveballs here,hold on just a minute.

His smile slowly faded, he let the awkward silence stretch on for a couple seconds, which wasn't something he'd usually do. "...you're not working for Shroud, right?"

...look you seem like a decent man, I'd hate to have to kill ya.

"Oh. Oh, um." Well, that's.. awkward. Very awkward. "...I barely show up to work anyway and really don't wanna be there? Only staying for the paycheck?"

what the hell is this???

He crossed his arms and tilted his head. "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy."

is this what old people feel like?am i old??

it ain't everyday ya see Something like..well y'know,this. makes a fellow morbidly curious i admit.

there's just,ah whaddya call it, this there's something off bout the whole..all of ya.

rotspurr, best sharpshooter dead or alive, pleased to make your acquaintance.

name's redd,and for the record my folks were upstandin' citizens Unlike myself.

I'm not that old,am i...

unbelievable...

ugh sweet baby Jesus you're one annoying bastard, y'know that?

He crossed his arms and leaned on rotspurr. "Hah, why do you think my name is rage-baiter?"

what are ya..? nevermind, whatever,sure.

"I'm literally what my name is. That is what I am. It cannot get easier than this to figure out.."

well you said it yourself, I'm old,this is that youngest talk.

"It- what. It cannot get easier than this. Rage. Baiter. Ragebaiter. Come on, you can't be this dense, man-"

well I ain't know what kinda baiting you're referring to son, we're goin fishing or something?

"WH- RAGE. I'm ragebaiting. That's my job. That's what I am. Jesus-"

so kinda like what am doing now,eh?

And then he started laughing again, patting them on the shoulder all while he could barely catch his breath because of how hard he's laughing. "Man- I like you, take my job while you're at it, huh?"

oh hell fuckin no, I'd rather catch the bloody flux all over again than ever do whatever job's got you purposely makin enemies like this.

"Oh come on, I could use someome to cover a shift or two... I work at SDN. Phoenix program or whatever they call it, I dunno. I barely show up anyway." He srugs "No clue why they haven't fired me yet."

wait wait wait a damn minute now,sdn,as in the place with the real oddball alien n the blondie girl? that sdn?

"Um, Blazer and Phenomaman? Yeah? I'd know, she has to deal with me so often. Why, you workin for like- Shroud or something?" That was very very obviously meant to be a joke, he is not taking this seriously at all

fuck okay wait wait hold on you're throwing me some serious curveballs here,hold on just a minute.

His smile slowly faded, he let the awkward silence stretch on for a couple seconds, which wasn't something he'd usually do. "...you're not working for Shroud, right?"

...look you seem like a decent man, I'd hate to have to kill ya.

"Oh. Oh, um." Well, that's.. awkward. Very awkward. "...I barely show up to work anyway and really don't wanna be there? Only staying for the paycheck?"

He crossed his arms and tilted his head. "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy."

is this what old people feel like?am i old??

it ain't everyday ya see Something like..well y'know,this. makes a fellow morbidly curious i admit.

there's just,ah whaddya call it, this there's something off bout the whole..all of ya.

rotspurr, best sharpshooter dead or alive, pleased to make your acquaintance.

name's redd,and for the record my folks were upstandin' citizens Unlike myself.

I'm not that old,am i...

unbelievable...

ugh sweet baby Jesus you're one annoying bastard, y'know that?

He crossed his arms and leaned on rotspurr. "Hah, why do you think my name is rage-baiter?"

what are ya..? nevermind, whatever,sure.

"I'm literally what my name is. That is what I am. It cannot get easier than this to figure out.."

well you said it yourself, I'm old,this is that youngest talk.

"It- what. It cannot get easier than this. Rage. Baiter. Ragebaiter. Come on, you can't be this dense, man-"

well I ain't know what kinda baiting you're referring to son, we're goin fishing or something?

"WH- RAGE. I'm ragebaiting. That's my job. That's what I am. Jesus-"

so kinda like what am doing now,eh?

And then he started laughing again, patting them on the shoulder all while he could barely catch his breath because of how hard he's laughing. "Man- I like you, take my job while you're at it, huh?"

oh hell fuckin no, I'd rather catch the bloody flux all over again than ever do whatever job's got you purposely makin enemies like this.

"Oh come on, I could use someome to cover a shift or two... I work at SDN. Phoenix program or whatever they call it, I dunno. I barely show up anyway." He srugs "No clue why they haven't fired me yet."

wait wait wait a damn minute now,sdn,as in the place with the real oddball alien n the blondie girl? that sdn?

"Um, Blazer and Phenomaman? Yeah? I'd know, she has to deal with me so often. Why, you workin for like- Shroud or something?" That was very very obviously meant to be a joke, he is not taking this seriously at all

fuck okay wait wait hold on you're throwing me some serious curveballs here,hold on just a minute.

His smile slowly faded, he let the awkward silence stretch on for a couple seconds, which wasn't something he'd usually do. "...you're not working for Shroud, right?"

...look you seem like a decent man, I'd hate to have to kill ya.

.... what in the living hell is an "eight are"?

we make sure things aren’t causing social issues in the office. For one, people who are currently fucking and they both work for Red Ring have to contact us to inform us. We also have all of the basic decency aspects like not going out to a fight nude. That will get you called in to HR. Yes that has happened. They did also get a public decency charge. But back to the point, we make sure things are running smoothly in the presentation and work-interaction aspects.

back in my day me n the gang i was in had this one golden rule ya should learn "if nothing's burning,shut the fuck up"

huh...well it is nice to not have to see...all of that business. why'd he not do it before, anyways? actually i don't wanna know.

still a weirdo,who just chooses to have that hanging around??

.... what in the living hell is an "eight are"?

we make sure things aren’t causing social issues in the office. For one, people who are currently fucking and they both work for Red Ring have to contact us to inform us. We also have all of the basic decency aspects like not going out to a fight nude. That will get you called in to HR. Yes that has happened. They did also get a public decency charge. But back to the point, we make sure things are running smoothly in the presentation and work-interaction aspects.

back in my day me n the gang i was in had this one golden rule ya should learn "if nothing's burning,shut the fuck up"

huh...well it is nice to not have to see...all of that business. why'd he not do it before, anyways? actually i don't wanna know.

still a weirdo,who just chooses to have that hanging around??

He crossed his arms and tilted his head. "Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy."

is this what old people feel like?am i old??

it ain't everyday ya see Something like..well y'know,this. makes a fellow morbidly curious i admit.

there's just,ah whaddya call it, this there's something off bout the whole..all of ya.

rotspurr, best sharpshooter dead or alive, pleased to make your acquaintance.

name's redd,and for the record my folks were upstandin' citizens Unlike myself.

I'm not that old,am i...

unbelievable...

ugh sweet baby Jesus you're one annoying bastard, y'know that?

He crossed his arms and leaned on rotspurr. "Hah, why do you think my name is rage-baiter?"

what are ya..? nevermind, whatever,sure.

"I'm literally what my name is. That is what I am. It cannot get easier than this to figure out.."

well you said it yourself, I'm old,this is that youngest talk.

"It- what. It cannot get easier than this. Rage. Baiter. Ragebaiter. Come on, you can't be this dense, man-"

well I ain't know what kinda baiting you're referring to son, we're goin fishing or something?

"WH- RAGE. I'm ragebaiting. That's my job. That's what I am. Jesus-"

so kinda like what am doing now,eh?

And then he started laughing again, patting them on the shoulder all while he could barely catch his breath because of how hard he's laughing. "Man- I like you, take my job while you're at it, huh?"

oh hell fuckin no, I'd rather catch the bloody flux all over again than ever do whatever job's got you purposely makin enemies like this.

"Oh come on, I could use someome to cover a shift or two... I work at SDN. Phoenix program or whatever they call it, I dunno. I barely show up anyway." He srugs "No clue why they haven't fired me yet."

wait wait wait a damn minute now,sdn,as in the place with the real oddball alien n the blondie girl? that sdn?

"Um, Blazer and Phenomaman? Yeah? I'd know, she has to deal with me so often. Why, you workin for like- Shroud or something?" That was very very obviously meant to be a joke, he is not taking this seriously at all

fuck okay wait wait hold on you're throwing me some serious curveballs here,hold on just a minute.

.... what in the living hell is an "eight are"?

we make sure things aren’t causing social issues in the office. For one, people who are currently fucking and they both work for Red Ring have to contact us to inform us. We also have all of the basic decency aspects like not going out to a fight nude. That will get you called in to HR. Yes that has happened. They did also get a public decency charge. But back to the point, we make sure things are running smoothly in the presentation and work-interaction aspects.

back in my day me n the gang i was in had this one golden rule ya should learn "if nothing's burning,shut the fuck up"

huh...well it is nice to not have to see...all of that business. why'd he not do it before, anyways? actually i don't wanna know.

still a weirdo,who just chooses to have that hanging around??

.... what in the living hell is an "eight are"?

we make sure things aren’t causing social issues in the office. For one, people who are currently fucking and they both work for Red Ring have to contact us to inform us. We also have all of the basic decency aspects like not going out to a fight nude. That will get you called in to HR. Yes that has happened. They did also get a public decency charge. But back to the point, we make sure things are running smoothly in the presentation and work-interaction aspects.

back in my day me n the gang i was in had this one golden rule ya should learn "if nothing's burning,shut the fuck up"

huh...well it is nice to not have to see...all of that business. why'd he not do it before, anyways? actually i don't wanna know.

.... what in the living hell is an "eight are"?

we make sure things aren’t causing social issues in the office. For one, people who are currently fucking and they both work for Red Ring have to contact us to inform us. We also have all of the basic decency aspects like not going out to a fight nude. That will get you called in to HR. Yes that has happened. They did also get a public decency charge. But back to the point, we make sure things are running smoothly in the presentation and work-interaction aspects.

back in my day me n the gang i was in had this one golden rule ya should learn "if nothing's burning,shut the fuck up"