Sealed Envelopes ✉️

In hindsight, Wowazoinks was not my best catchphrase, but I’m happy he likes it enough to use it after watching a fireworks display in a banana suit under a T-shirt with the girl we worshipped’s visage on it.

FUCK IT DECOMPOSED

The foolish hippie who owns this account is continually trying to convince me not only that the beautiful angel goddess “iSn’T rElEvAnT iN cErTaIn SiTuAtIoNs” but ALSO that knives are a cool weapon. He’s talking like their versatility somehow makes them less boring- if he must go for a blade, why not a chainsaw? Why not a particularly cool-looking sword? Whoever’s following this account, can you PLEASE explain to Wasurenaide that the first weapon you think of when you think of a weapon isn’t in any way interesting or underrated by me?

Your eyebags no longer create puffiness around your eyes.

I swear, every way you go about talking about the consumption of bugs you offend someone.

I’m not going to lie; my past self was onto something with the idea of living in a compound. Also, the increasingly comedic transitions in the slideshow I made about it.

I’ve noticed I use the phrase “Well” a lot. It’s something that’s popped up in the past year, but- well, it’s consistent.

While I love my current body modification (and should probably paint them again; maybe dark blue with white specks?) I would also love to try having extra arms to hug people with. Also, to write multiple things at once.

I seriously need to flesh out the other characters in M-592, as its namesake is barely supposed to be the main character, but I can’t stop coming up with ideas for him.

this zweihänder is the best purchase I have made in… three weeks, I think. I’m not really sure what my criteria for a good purchase, or the best purchase in weeks is. I just really like it.

I don’t know what scares me more: the fact that I’ll probably never have a perfect birthday, or the fact that if I ever did I’d probably spend it worried about who’ll leave once it’s over.

SWORDS