there must be something in the water

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

For any high school students out there wondering what college professors are like

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

dogs deserve to live forever

everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you

The LOUD YAM

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

When even George W. says “nah man, that’s a bad idea” It’s probably a bad idea.

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

Honestly being this sensitive is really inconvenient like one person ignores u and you have to cancel your plans for the day to mourn