did I mention that this weather is bad for people with huge balls and long dicks, because you run the risk of the wind actually blowing those pieces of your body upwards towards your face at a speed that could knock you out? Yeah.... let's just say I'm not going out for a sodie pop today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things are getting… spicy in the spice section

There are medical leeches!?

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

not this one, though. this one’s trying to ditch class. 

what was the class, color theory?

Also important to note they’re not random leaches found outside obviously. They’re “sterile” or as sterile as an animal can be, bred in specific environments and kept clean in the lab.

except this one, which is escaping

ragebait "bro this game is so hard" ad for cookie clicker where the guy clicks anything but the cookie

you should tell the cookie clicker guy this idea

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.