my worst trait is that I would describe everything I do as strange. Like I could walk across the street in the most normal way ever but in my head I would be thinking ‘that was such a strange was to walk 🙄🙄’ ‘girl why u walking strange’ ‘strange way to cross the street but go off’

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

My homunculus will receive a FEMINIST upbringing

i could escape the narrative actually. rip to the rest of you but i'm gonna get out of here.

girl help i've become the audience, no longer confined by the narrative yet equally powerless to change it

i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt

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we are boycotting tumblr! send me your credit card information

We gotta find that stylist and put her in jail

This some 2005 bullshit

best part in twilight

Hi, I’m a socially awkward gay and you’re watching Disney Channel.

is this a vintage hayley kiyoko quote

I don’t know how to explain to my dog that I can’t make the outside less cold. I can’t change the fact that it’s winter. She keeps asking to go outside and play catch, but the moment I open the door, she changes her mind and gives me a look that says, “No, not that door. I mean the door that opens to summertime and fun. Try again, human. I’ve seen you open it before.”

you are what you yeet

this bitch empty :(

Believe it or not that stuff costs the company money to have and they need to ring it out to keep their inventory balanced. The first one is even accounted for, it’s just baked into the price of your meal so you don’t see it. So yeah, any additional sauces will cost extra.