Life of Me

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

In the past week alone, there have been 106 incidents of cartoon shenanigans that have left people with severe injuries.

18 cases of anvils dropped on peoples' heads.

5 cases of pianos crashing down onto people.

23 cases of people lighting cigars to then realize they're holding a stick of dynamite.

41 people have gotten trapped under boxes after being lured by a tasty treat.

19 cases of people running into brick walls that were painted to look like the road continuing and then become as flat as a pancake.

I'm begging my followers to PLEASE be careful. It's an incredibly dangerous time for silly little guys to be out and about. Remember to keep your hammer space packed full of everything you might need in a situation-- do NOT forget your comically large weapon, you need to protect yourself out there.

Stay safe <3