~SimplyNerdilicious

im dying if you don’t like the idea DONT WRITE ABT IT OMG the last thing I want is to make my fav writer uncomfortable lol

this idea is actually fun and lovely and I'd love to write about simon and his partner shopping in an adult store kinda fleabag style, but he actually acts like none the wiser for fun and because it embarrasses you, so when you're standing in front of a wall of fleshlights, he purposefully yells

"Y'got a vagina on ya? Right now?"

and then looks at you like this

Gothic vampire knight

X-Men Unlimited (1993) #40

This is my favorite Sabretooth of all time. I mean, who can resist a silly Golden Retriever?

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

Here ya go

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."