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you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

Man running around in his boxers and a vest and multiple toe rings with a talking cat and a velociraptor and a woman who can change her mass and shape of her body to become like trains: This vampire healer and her talking goat are weird let's get outta here.

why are some of you so against canon hot carl. he literally has a mary sue monologue in the first book where he’s like “btw im six foot three and jacked as hell, this is relevant to the plot because you need to know the physics of why this goblin fucking explodes when i jump on it are legit.” like even if his face is mid, that’s still a conventionally attractive man. and he has pretty princess hair now. that guy’s hot and i think we just need to accept it

the bravest souls in fan spaces are the people who selfship with a character that already has a wildly popular ship in the fandom. you looked at a tidal wave of fan meta and fics all pairing your fav with another popular character and said okay. but what if i was the one kissing them instead? extremely powerful aura.