Horses Simplified

As some of you have seen, I have had extended periods of time where I went missing, followed by short bursts of being here then going missing again. In horseposting cannon I like to call it “the glue factory” but irl I have been very sick over the past year including losing two organs due to endometriosis. One of the other major issues has been non-epileptic seizures. After officially receiving a Functional Neurological Disorder diagnosis and discussing treatment options I have decided to pursue getting a service dog. I have been approved for a dog, but the cost is still pretty high. Because of this, I am running a fundraiser to hopefully cover whatever costs I can. I will attach the links here, there are two shirt options or if you’d rather not buy a shirt there is a link to go fund me as well.

Thank you all, the Glue Factory may have won the battle but the Horse shall win the war.

(Also ig this is my face reveal lol)

Freja Toftegaard

Jeopardy Fjord  x Karina Toftegaard

Frederiksborg, Mare

16.3hh

Lookins Not A Felony (KidslookinTouchable x Felony)

Breed: American Paint Horse

Gender: Stallion

This guy hasn't escaped equine circles containment as much as his sire, but his name is still pretty bad! It just feels straight up gross. APHA also doesn't have very strict rules when it comes to naming their horses, so the breeders directly chose to name him that. I highly doubt they didn't know what they were implying with his name, especially with how egregious his sire's name is.

Definitely within the top 10 of worst horse names I've ever seen, alongside his sire. Honestly, I'm not sure which of their names is worse. His name is literally just a continuation of the creepiness his sire's name already has! I'd say it's the worst combination name I've ever seen, but honestly I don't think you could make a nice combination name out of this guy's parents names. With one being so gross and the other being so short.

Final Verdict: -1000/10, why why why!!