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surprise bitch i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me *muffled, enraged screaming*
final fantasy seven parody blogs based on various songs sephiroth written by arin || cloud strife written by niight sideblogs to @risingreporter and @ghastlystereo
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itsyaboicloud:
“I have done nothing to deserve this, like, ever.”
stares into the camera.
itsyaboicloud:
“out.”
INTERNAL SCREAMING.
things i've said/written the meme
"I'm always a slut for the ocean." "Was there a dick on the piano?" "I've found a lot of weird stuff when looking up kilts. . . I meant looking up pictures of kilts." "There's a sexy calendar of men in kilts called kilty pleasures and I just feel like you guys need this information." "Who needs proper time lines? Not me." "It'll be like the time you romanced the ghost haunting that copy of Pokemon you found. It'll be fine." "Don't you ever apologize for gay shit again." "I'm why we don't have nice things." "Give me a good reason not to fuck up one of _____'s anime dvds." "I accidentally spilled vanilla on my hand like an hour ago and it still smells like vanilla, I'm suffering." "Fight me, please." "RAMBO STOLE MY MILK!" "MY CAT STOLE MY MILK!" "Glass cannot harm bears." "He is immune to glass." "Look. sometimes I want a bear-man and sometimes I want a British twink to tie up in my basement. You know how that is, right?" "He's got legs for days aND A JAWLINE FOR DAYS!" "Now I have to kill you and absorb your knowledge." "--but I don't have a degree in dildo science." "Of course I love you.....r mouth and the things it can do." "Weird question but do you know how to spell the plural of dildo? I’ve been wondering but my search history is bad enough and I don’t need that added to the list of weird shit I've googled." "I realize anything is a dildo if you're brave enough but you're a little too brave." "I think that was an Evil Dead reference." "Knowing our track record, everything could go wrong." "You can't control the squirmy noodle!" "Every time a character in a game has to climb a really long ladder I start singing Snake Eater." "That jumpsuit though...." "I tried to think of the past tense of 'meet' and all I could think of was 'meeten.'" "Do you think _____ is a lefty?" "Thank fucking god he has a real name, calling him daddy was making me uncomfortable."
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thickcrskiin:
“ENOCH. you are a grown man. find your fucking chill.”
“my entire race has no chill, i don’t know how you expect me-- still a child in their eyes-- to have chill when not even the ancient ones do.”
thickcrskiin:
“like i said, you need to FIND it. ‘cause as out there as snake may be, kneecaps don’t need to be busted right now.”
“that requires effort i’m not willing to put into being a better person so. . . besides. he deserves it. probably.”
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
get the FUCK out of my studio with your final fantasy and metal gear BULLSHIT
*side blog to @uhelevators
{i forgot to update my about and stuff, but i follow back from @uhelevators now!!}
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thickcrskiin:
“——First of all, you need to find some chill.”
“there’s no chill in sight, sorry.”
@thickcrskiin liked
“wanna help me shatter snake’s fucking kneecaps?” wow, enoch. chill the fuck out.
{starter call?}
{Starter call}
Wow you are an asshole
“thank you for noticing.”
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Do you actually enjoy your job?
“when people actually follow the rules? yes.”
Fav flavor of ice cream? and 'the sweet embrace of death' isn't an option
“bitterness and regret.”
