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Below you will find quotes taken directly or paraphrased from the movie 'Labyrinth'. You know, the one starring David Bowie's bulge. Send in one of the following to see how my muse reacts:

❝ I ask for so little. ❞

❝ Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want. ❞

❝ Just fear me, love me - do as I say and I will be your slave.❞

❝ You remind me of the babe. ❞

❝ That’s not fair! ❞

❝ Give me the child. ❞

❝ You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is? ❞

❝ I have been generous up ‘til now; I can be cruel. ❞

❝ You cowered before me, I was frightening. ❞

❝ I have reordered time; I have turned this world upside down, and I have done it all for you! ❞

❝ I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. ❞

❝ Isn’t that generous? ❞

❝ Your mother is a fraggin’ aardvark! ❞

❝ Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you. ❞

❝ I move the stars for no one. ❞

❝ Your eyes can be so cruel. ❞

❝ If she ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a prince. ❞

❝ If he ever kisses you, I’ll turn you into a princess. ❞

❝ You’re him, aren’t you? ❞

❝ You’re her, aren’t you? ❞

❝ My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great. ❞

❝ You have no power over me. ❞

❝ How you turn my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ Well then, come on, which way? ❞

❝ Which way do you want to go, hm? ❞

❝ Was that wrong? ❞

❝ I’ve brought you a gift. ❞

❝ But if you turn it this way and look into it, it will show you your dreams. ❞

❝ In nine hours and twenty-three minutes…you’ll be mine. ❞

❝ Where you goin’ with a head like that? ❞

❝ No, I said ‘allo’, but that’s close enough. ❞

❝ It’s only forever, not long at all. ❞

❝ All right then, throw down your weapons, and I’ll see that you’re well-treated. ❞

❝ Don’t tell me truth hurts, because it hurts like hell. ❞

❝ No one can blame you for walking away. ❞

❝ I don’t know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. ❞

❝ The way forward is sometimes the way back. ❞

❝ It’s very rude to stare! ❞

❝ What did you have to go and do a thing like that for? ❞

❝ What’d you expect fairies to do? ❞

❝ What’s the matter, my dear, don’t like your toys? ❞

❝ There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes. ❞

❝ I’ll place the sky within your eyes. ❞

❝ What kind of magic spell to use? ❞

❝ I’ll paint you mornings of gold. ❞

❝ I’ll spin you Valentine evenings. ❞

❝ I’ll be there for you as the world falls down. ❞

❝ We’re choosing the path between the stars. ❞

❝ I’ll leave my love between the stars. ❞

❝ How you turned my world, you precious thing. ❞

❝ You starve and near exhaust me. ❞

❝ I do believe in you. ❞

❝ I live without the sunlight. ❞

❝ I love without your heartbeat. ❞

tw for violence, drug use, suicide, nsfw

“I believe I’m a good person.”

“You know, I think there’s good in everyone.

“I look around at all these kids I’ve known all my life and I ask myself–What happened?”

“We were so tiny, happy and shiny.”

“This ain’t no high school. This is the Thunderdome.”

“Hold your breath and count the days, we’re graduating soon.”

“College will be paradise if I’m not dead by June!”

“I know life can be beautiful.”

“I pray for a better way.”

“If we changed back then, we could change again.”

“We can be beautiful.”

“Wake from this coma, take my diploma, then I can blow this town.”

“Fight the urge to strike a match and send this dump ablaze!”

“What did you say to me, skank?”

“We were kind before; we can be kind once more.”

“We on for movie night?”

“Don’t you have it memorized by now?”

“What can I say? I’m a sucker for a happy ending.”

“He is the smartest guy on the football team. Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.”

“I’m sorry, are you actually talking to me?”

“I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.”

“You’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.”

“Why do they hate me?”

“Why don’t I fight back?”

“Why do I act like such a creep?”

“Why do I cry myself to sleep?”

“Somebody hug me!”

“Somebody fix me! Somebody save me!”

“Send me a sign, God!”

“Give me some hope here! Something to live for!”

“Head cheerleader. Her dad is loaded–he sells engagement rings.”

“No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.”

“She is a mythic bitch.”

“They are solid Teflon; never bothered, never harassed. I would give anything to be like that.”

“I’d like to kidnap ___ and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse and leave her tied up for the rats!”

“Maybe you should see a doctor.”

“This is an excellent forgery.”

“I crave a boon.”

“Let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary.  If people think you guys tolerate me, they’ll leave me alone.”

“For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.”

“You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important.”

“Ya know? This could be beautiful. Mascara, maybe some lip gloss, and we’re on our way.”

“Let’s make her beautiful.”

“Who could survive this?”

“I can’t escape this!”

“I think I’m dying!”

“You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!”

“Ask me how it feels, looking like hell on wheels.”

“I might be beautiful.”

“When you’re beautiful It’s a beautiful frickin’ day!”