them's the breaks, babycakes

feeling stupid asf signing up for a roth ira this morning

feel like i experience more romantic despair when i'm actively trying to date. will not be granting this subject further introspection at this time

one of these days i'm going to pick up a phone call from my mom and when she immediately admonishes me for not answering in a sufficiently chipper tone i'm going to die of a rage stroke on the spot

after 3 years i have had to break up with my daith hoop

thriving bc my coworkers are giving me creative things to do in my off hours

allowing myself to be a little bit of a bitch because i have been so good at work this week. swing for the fences and all but some men on hinge don't seem to realize they are trying to be the frog to my swan

my scalp is so gross and it's making me feel evil so in the interest of improving patient experiences in the american healthcare system someone please send me $120 so i can go to the fancy head spa in my area

WOKE aunt INDICTRINATES niece with WOKE books about WOMEN and GAYS

does anyone have a developed opinion on the operation mincemeat musical bc while i like the idea the olivier awards performance feels.. distinctly goofy in a way that does not bode well to me

am i being a daughter of jerusalem abt this