Simona Niles Writes

Life is hard, smut is soft <3

And also the hilarious 'Rock Stars with Poodles" I wrote with my wife <3 @simonaniles! is only $0.99 ! Perfect for any spare bullshit Amazon Digital Credits you might have kicking around?

My steamy short, "The Party Favor", is FREE to read on Ream from October 24–31, 2025 as part of the #ReamRaid event! 🎉 Discover amazing stories and support indie authors! :D

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Little MerSir

Silverfin's not an idiot: if you leave the sea for love, you need to make sure you're an irresistible proposition. So when he goes after handsome but jaded pirate Captain Hawk, he brings the key to finding a treasure galleon that will make the man rich beyond his wildest dreams.

Meanwhile, Silverfin's sister Mara, stuck on land after being betrayed by her lover, struggles to help her idiot brother… and perhaps navigate an unexpected romance of her own.

But between angry hosts of Merfolk after them and Pirate politics to navigate, can they possibly take the promised treasure? And even if they do, will Silverfin's sacrifice be enough to convince the emotionally damaged Captain Hawk to return his love before it's too late?

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Bitchelor

As the star of the all-gay "Mr. Catch", Harrison Pearce must choose between handsome Lord Patrick, muscle-daddy Sebastian, and beautiful, troubled Adrian… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to act before he misses his chance with all three?

Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allowed his surrogate daughter to talk him into starring on her reality TV show, "The Catch", with its first all-male cast. Now the new queer Mr. Catch has been thrust into the spotlight - and the stresses of reality TV - with eleven men vying for his favor. Soon, Harrison finds himself torn between the affections of the handsome Lord Patrick Montgomery, muscle-daddy Sebastian Cruz, and beautiful, troubled Adrian Fisher… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to own up to his feelings before he misses his chance with all three… or worse, his potential-boyfriends all run off with each other?

My book with @simonaniles is now live on Radish for free*! :D Radish is a serialized reading app where readers can unlock episodes with coins obtained from ads, daily giveaways or purchases.

Get the app: with a 12 coin sign-up bonus Read sample: The Bitchelor

As the star of the all-gay "Mr. Catch", Harrison Pearce must choose between handsome Lord Patrick, muscle-daddy Sebastian, and beautiful, troubled Adrian… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to act before he misses his chance with all three?

Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allowed his surrogate daughter to talk him into starring on her reality TV show, "The Catch", with its first all-male cast. Now the new queer Mr. Catch has been thrust into the spotlight - and the stresses of reality TV - with eleven men vying for his favor. Soon, Harrison finds himself torn between the affections of the handsome Lord Patrick Montgomery, muscle-daddy Sebastian Cruz, and beautiful, troubled Adrian Fisher… all with their own secrets. Can Harrison find the courage to own up to his feelings before he misses his chance with all three… or worse, his potential-boyfriends all run off with each other?