sim꙳שמחה

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

the contrast in the way that christians and Jews respectively view the messiah is so funny actually. for christians its like "we can't wait for the messiah. the messiah is going to come soon i'm so excited for the messiah to come oh my goodness we need to talk about the messiah" and for Jews its like "eventually the messiah will come. maybe. i guess. its too soon to tell tbh. anyway,"