fear cuts deeper than swords

“Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Free healthcare and college education.”

So you can imagine what she thought when she opened her eyes, in all that pain, and saw the face that she’d never forgotten in a decade (Stephenie Meyer).

i will add the text when i have the other 3 first pages so you can make an idea of how it starts this story…

Bella and Rosalie moodboard requested by @trashanddrivel

Rosalie Hale aesthetic mood board

Esme, yelling from upstairs: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

Esme was close enough to death that they didn’t even bother taking her to the emergency room—they took her right around to the morgue. Her heart was still beating, though, when Carlisle found her…

bella googling “cold one” and finding beer ads moodboard

Here are some highlights from my presentation on twilight today that got a bunch of laughs from the class lmao. Not pictured: me dejectedly telling people that edward’s bodily fluids…..are venom…..so venom is what helped make the weirdo baby……I had to say that…..out loud.

edward when they wouldn’t let him switch to a different biology class

↳ If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.

57 year old patient with his chest cavity wide open: can you please finish my open heart surgery