The world is full of Obvious Things

What the ever loving fuck is with “creative” writing professors who think that speculative fiction of any stripe ISN’T CREATIVE?

Like, if you’re gonna be an adult who’s really into children’s media the least you can do is actually internalize all those themes of being a good and kind person

Satanic panic is so funny to me. Like okay, you’re a white Christian, so your religion dominates your culture and you have massive amounts of Christian privilege and white privelege, but you still wanna victimize yourself, so anything fun the kids are doin these days? Satanic. Pokemon is satanic. D&D is satanic. Video games. Harry Potter. Punk music. Literally everything fun!!! Like stop it Sharon we don’t care about your fucking bible!!!!

I love how this post implies that the metal music you hear in Doom isn’t from the game but actually emanates from Doomguy himself as he fights

canon

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

what is a table but a domestic net

So glad they brought back MTV Unplugged