What The Fuck Gray

Hey igneel…dragons, Imma let you finish but Lucy had one of the saddest sacrifices of all time when she broke aquarius’s key Actually nvm gray lol Maybe Igneel was kinda sad Oh yeah fuck that guy lahar died And the other council people I died too hell Erza was tortured also ow Damn that was brutal with jellal going blind and then not appearing for a while Ok but Juvia was feelin kinda sad too Elfman went off also nearly killing everyone If we’re going all time ultear and Ur were kinda sad Simon also got me like “hey what the fuck he was cool” Ok fuck im not gonna judge what was the saddest I don’t know

You’re drunk go home

I wonder who's gonna die next But true True *jellal voice* there's no such thing as happiness In this world

Hey igneel…dragons, Imma let you finish but Lucy had one of the saddest sacrifices of all time when she broke aquarius’s key Actually nvm gray lol Maybe Igneel was kinda sad Oh yeah fuck that guy lahar died And the other council people I died too hell Erza was tortured also ow Damn that was brutal with jellal going blind and then not appearing for a while Ok but Juvia was feelin kinda sad too Elfman went off also nearly killing everyone If we’re going all time ultear and Ur were kinda sad Simon also got me like “hey what the fuck he was cool” Ok fuck im not gonna judge what was the saddest I don’t know

You’re drunk go home

See I would but a) Deliora destroyed my house B) im dead C) then again even if I were alive I would have no home to return to D) heaven is my new home so

This is now canon