i have survived a tempest.

viggo mortensen’s appeal as aragorn is 70% the voice, 25% the scene where the wild horse saves him from drowning, 12% hair, 8% ‘the beacons are lit!’, 3% swinging around the broken blade, 1.03% spitting soup back into the bowl on a windy day, .3% the way he speaks elvish (which mostly fits into the voice, but its elvish so its special), and .0004% when he kicks the orc head and screams

This is blatant “smoking a pipe with his hood on in Bree” and “shoving the double doors of helm’s deep open” erasure and I will not stand for it.

The amount of questions Bastille asks in their songs really stresses me out

Shut the fuck up

I’m so sick of this website

An Old English word for library was “bōchord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really fucking cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

I swear to god if Andre Braugher doesn’t get a fucking emmy for this episode i’m going to go down there and murder every emmy voter.

Give this man the Emmy and the Oscar for the way he says “…where anything can mean anything…”

i said i LIKED video games, dennis, i didn’t say i was GOOD at them

honestly one of my favourite things about reading tolkien is the abundant use of the word queer because it makes it sound like everything in middle earth is just really fucking gay to the point of unnerving innocent travellers

GOD

hiddlestown struggles not to say “headcanon” in an interview

this is everything.

even fucking Tom Hiddleston refers to the grandmaster as “Jeff Goldblum.” He didn’t even play a character. Loki just hooked up with Jeff Goldblum.

ladies and gentleman, lets all highlight the fact that Tom sees a ‘’pretty woman involved’’ as a ‘’Pretty Woman TM scenario where a old dude finds your ass and dresses it up’’

the best thing about all of this (and similar posts) is that no one says “Loki slept with  Grandmaster” it’s “Loki slept with Jeff Goldblum”