No offense to me but what the FUCK am I doing
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No offense to me but what the FUCK am I doing

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Iām losing my fucking mind thereās a whole god damn online database full of illustrations for illuminated manuscripts, you donāt need a subscription or anything. And it has a search function so you can enter key words for whatever you want to see. Right now Iām looking for fucked up illustrations of the apocalypse in Revelations, like so;
If you click the images on the website they come out super high def too. They also have a couple bestiaries, as well as some illustrations of the Divine Comedy. This is my new best friend Iām so fucking excited
yes. excellent.
I think there must be lots of people who need this?
Interesting
Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?
Hey. Do you need a hug?
Maybe youāre having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didnāt realize how stressed you are. Itās okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.
Are you comforted by words?Ā
Hereās an Emergency Compliment
Here are some kind words you can personalize with your nameĀ
Here are 15 more emergency complimentsĀ
Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence MachineĀ
take a moment - videoĀ
believe in yourself - videoĀ
Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMAĀ
encouragement from Mr. Rogers - videoĀ
you are ENOUGH - videoĀ
Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?
How about rain sounds you can customize?Ā
You can listen to a cafe hereĀ Ā
or how about a crackling fireplace?Ā Ā
ASMR? Stimming?Ā
Soap cutting ASMR - videoĀ
more soap ASMR - videoĀ
a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleepĀ
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more satisfying videosĀ
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How about a game or activity distraction?
Play 2048 hereĀ
A whole website of free games!Ā Ā
play chess against a computerĀ
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Do you need something soothing?
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How about a laugh?
Vines you can show your grandparentsĀ
History of the entire world, I guessĀ Ā
History of JapanĀ
Rhett and Link caption failsĀ
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Itās going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow wonāt be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means thereās going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good nightās sleep. Youāll feel better in the morning.Ā
Reblogging anyone who may need it, and also for me to easily find later.

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Resources For Writing Deaf, Mute, or Blind Characters
Ā Despite the fact that I am not deaf, mute, or blind myself, one of the most common questions I receive is how to portray characters with these disabilities in fiction.
As such, Iāve compiled the resources Iāve accumulated (from real life Deaf, mute, or blind people) into a handy masterlist.
Deaf Characters:
Deaf characters masterpost
Deaf dialogue thread
Dialogue with signing charactersĀ (also applies to mute characters.)
A Deaf authorās advice on deaf characters
Dialogue between Deaf characters
āThe Month I Suddenly Went Deafā
What Itās Like Going Deaf In Your Thirties
9 Women Share What It Feels Like To Lose Your Hearing
What Itās Like Being a Deaf Teenager (video)
Parenting With Sign Language (video)
Deaf Teen Talks About Losing His Hearing To Meningitis (video)
Things Not To Say To A Deaf Person (video)
Deaf Kids Shining in High School (video)
I recently discovered the youtube channel of the amazing Jessica Kellgren-Fozard, a vintage-loving, lesbian, happily married queen, who talks about her deafness in many of her videos.Ā I canāt recommend her enough.
Black Deaf Culture Through the Lens of Black Deaf History
Black Deaf History
Video: How to Sign in BASL (Black American Sign Language)
Mute Characters
Life as a Mute
My Silent Summer: Ā Life as a Mute
What Itās Like Being Mute
21 People Reveal What Itās Really Like To Be Mute
I am a 20 year old Mute, ask me anything at all!
Blind Characters:
Things Not To Say To A Blind Person (video)
What Itās Like to Go Blind (video)
The 33 Worst Mistakes Writers Make About Blind Characters.
@referenceforwriters masterpost of resources for writing/playing blind characters.
The youtube channel of the wonderful Tommy Edison, a man blind from birth with great insight into the depiction of blind people and their lives.
As does Molly Burke, āa typical sushi and makeup loving millennial girl who just so happens to be blind.ā
And Alyssa Irene, who talks about her experience going blind and life as a blind person.
An Absolute Write thread on the depiction of blind characters, with lots of different viewpoints and some great tips.
And finally, this short, handy masterpost of resources for writing blind characters.
Characters Who Are Blind in One Eye
4 Ways Life Looks Shockingly Different With One Eye
Learning to Live With One Eye
Adapting to the Loss of an Eye
Adapting to Eye Loss and Monocular Vision
Monocular Depth Perception
Deaf-Blind Characters
What Is It Like To Be Deafblind?
Going Deaf and Blind in a City of Noise and Lights
Deaf and Blind by 30
Sarita is Blind, Deaf, and Employed (video)
Deaf and Blind:Ā Being Me (video)
Born Deaf and Blind, This Eritrean American Graduated Harvard Law School (video)
A Day of a Deaf Blind Person
Lesser Known Things About Being Deafblind
How the Deaf-Blind Communicate
Early Interactions With Children Who Are Deaf-Blind
Raising a DeafBlind Baby
If you have any more resources to add, let me know!Ā Iāll be adding to this post as I find more resources.
I hope this helps, and happy writing!Ā <3
It costs you literally nothing to leave service dogs the fuck alone.
yall. this isnāt a joke. if i can tell a 5 yr old āmy dog is working, please let her beā and they understand then you can too. those dogs ARE working. they have a job to do. and when we say āleave them aloneā that includes making faces at them and baby talking them. literally act like they are just someoneās bag or something. if you distract them they could fail to alert their owner to a seizure or blood sugar issue or allergen. you are literally jeopardizing someoneās life bc you canāt have basic decency, respect, and self control.
SAY IT LOUDER
am I allowed to tell the person Iām proud of the dog? Or should I just not bring up the dog?
Ignore the dog. Do not mention the dog.
Would you walk up to a stranger and be likeĀ āOh damn your wheelchair is doing such a hecking good job being a wheelchair you go lil buddy!ā no? then donāt do it to service animals that are clearly wearing their vest/collar/harness whatever it is that marks them as service animals
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Yāall literally do not care how many disabled people you kill and how many disabled lives you ruin - you want to coo at and pet the cute dog.
Go fuck yourself asshole.
Here, if you want a comparison that isnāt an object: I worked as a caregiver for people with developmental (usually accompanied by physical) disabilities. My job was to accompany them into the community for various activities including shopping, dining, and leisure activities. And everywhere we went people would come up to ME and tell me what a good person I was, what a great service I was providing, god bless me, etc.Ā Not only was it embarrassing for both me and my consumers, it was distracting! I was supposed to be paying attention to my consumers and their needs, which could often change rapidly depending on their conditions, and instead I was having to deal with some prick who felt the need to voice what a martyr I was for doing my job. And theyād usually get angry if I ignored them or informed them they were distracting me from my job, which sounds familiar.
So yeah. Leave. The Dog. Alone. All youāre doing is making yourself feel good while distracting the dog from its job and endangering the person itās supposed to be helping.
Take seeing eye dogs, for example- would you walk up to a seeing person and say āWow! Nice eyes! They sure are doing a great job seeing for you! I bet you can really get places without bumping into things! Awesome job!ā Of course you wouldnāt, thatās super weird. So why would you do that with somebodyās service dog that they rely on just as much?
Exactly , its not that fuckin hard . leave em alone
Isnāt it weird that if you reduce it down to the mentality, itās EXACTLY the same thing as we have been dealing with for the past year and a half with masks?
A bunch of people who are basically going āI can do whatever I want, whenever I wantā and end up putting a lot of people directly in harms way, because there is this thing they want to do and they just couldnāt care less how it affects anyone else.
Itās also all ableism! The whole āwell Iām not the one whoās going to die so who caresā thing is directly aimed at the disabled and the chronically ill.
So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like āGet in car.ā And stuff.
Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.
āMe? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we donāt need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.ā
One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,
āIn Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiotā
Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.
Full offense but people who make fun of someone elseās accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when theyāre speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.
Theyāre speaking your language because you donāt know theirs. Thatās not something they should be made fun of, itās something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.
I hate people who do this so much.
if you donāt like how they speak your language, learn to speak theirs. then youāll understand.
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An easy to use Google Chrome plugin to automatically remove and replace deadnames
This is really awesome!
i....hate my school.Ā they blocked this. like, wtf?
If your school has blocked this I recommend using āInteractiveFicsā. Its originally used for changing Y/N to your own name but it has a separate option where you can change any word/name to what you want.
It has a less likely chance of being blocked so I thought Iād mention it.
WordReplacer II works as well, though itās not specifically designed for deadnames
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being a writer is just like *idea* *imposter syndrome* *fear of people reading your work* *fear of people Not reading your work* *a single aesthetic* *idea*
wheres the writing part op
op knew what they were doing
a great piece of writing advice iāve heard, if not one of the greatest, is that you should always write what your characters would say, not what you want them to say.
this might sound confusing to some people, given that youāre the writer, and you provide your characters with a voice (they wouldnāt exist without you) but writing what your characters would say/do, as opposed to what you want them to say/do, really just comes down to what you want to happen in your story, and what realistically would happen.
as in, you might want one of your characters to be open about their feelings, and to trust the person standing in front of them. but your character has trust issues, and they donāt easily open up to people. forcing this character to do so anyway, will only lead to inauthentic storytelling, and characters that continuously contradicts themselves.
let your characters guide you through their lives, and let the story unfold itself. you wonāt always have control over what happens.
characters will face the consequences of their actions, one thing will lead to another, and the story will turn in a direction so far from the one you initially meant for it to go in. let that happen. donāt force a story in there if it doesnāt go with the current narrative.
The great thing about this is once you start treating your characters as real, complex people and not as plot devices to get from A to B, writing in general becomes a whole lot easier. You're not stuck on the "What should happen in this scene?" aspect, because you know these characters well. You know their goals, their fears, their misbeliefs. You create the premise and they react to it, and then they react to that reaction, and so forth. You get to a point where you almost don't have to think when you write dialogue, because you can practically hear them talking in your mind. And that's a brilliant feeling :)
i found this documentary on youtube about africaās great civilizations throughout history and itās really good and chock full of info dispelling harmful myths and preconceptions about african societies, the first part is 2 ½ hrs long and the second part is another 2 ½ hours so thereās a solid 5 hours of content here completely for free and most of the scholars in the documentary are black african scholars and academics speaking about their own peopleās history
So the video for this amazing documentary got deleted on YouTube sadly. But you can find it over on Daily Motion (thanks to some people in the comments for making me aware), with all episodes from one, two, three, four, five, and six all available there. (I went and searched for all of the episodes so you donāt have too!)Ā Of course, if you want to support such documentaries officially, you can find it available through PBSĀ paid membership, Amazon Prime, and on DVD and Blu-ray to be purchased through Walmart, amazon, etc.Ā
Full offence but countries like America, Australia, the UK, etc, should all be -- not only accepting as many refugees from Afghanistan as need be, but helping refugees get the fuck out of Afghanistan.
We're the ones who spent twenty years fucking up their country and murdering their civilians "for fun." And then we just collectively drop everything and say "the Taliban can have you."
Fuck that noise. It's disgusting. There are untold numbers of people fleeing the Taliban right now, across the whole country, with all of them -- but especially women and anyone who might be accused of helping the old government/foreign armies -- fearing for their lives.
The Western countries that have spent two decades fucking up Afghanistan have a duty of fucking care to the civilians left behind.
Breaking news as of 16 August 2021 is that the Afghan president and all other government officials have fled Kabul. The "last stronghold" that was predicted to "hold out against the Taliban for three months" has fallen within a week, and most civilians in that city and others that have been overrun are now fearing for their lives.
We have a basic moral obligation to help them in any way possible. That includes taking unreserved numbers of refugees that are refugees in large part due to the actions of the "heroic west."
Don,t even get be started on Australiaās policyās about refugees. Today the prime minster said we wonāt be able to help all those that helped us. WTF put in the effort and the people to help those that helped you.
Fuck the āheroic westā
nothing is better than finding a walking stick
*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick thatās as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

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When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
I want like⦠a condo. And enough money to go on vacation sometimes. And maybe a mug.
bro look at thrift stores or garage sale for mugs
i once got a set of four cat mugs for a dollar. one of the best days of my life so far
Maybe Iām tired of going to thrift stores for mugs. Maybe Iām tired of the $5 target mugs. Maybe I want a really nice mug. Not like five hundred nice mugs. Just like⦠one or two would be nice. You know? Maybe Iād hang one on my wall. I think Iād like that. Owning a wall.
@what-even-is-thiss
Go to any streets that close for art events, youāll find at least 1 good potter selling their wares there
I got the cup I use for my bathroom at Las Olas, Florida for their art fair a few years back, it was like $15ish but the potter had a set all in the same color combo of a bowl, 2 sized plates and 2 different mugs. I just wanted the one small cup but Iāve got the card somewhere
At the same art fair a year or two later a different potter was there selling his stuff and thatās who I got one of my tea mugs from for like again $15isb
Again, people are misunderstanding my actual desires represented by the mug.
There you go.
Every time we go into a Big Fancy Houseware shop just to browse, I stare wistful at the mugs. āWe have enough mugsā I will say. But I know I my heart that all the mugs at home are mismatched and old, or secret Santa gifts from across the years. None of them have been purchased solely for the joy of buying a fancy new mug.
Like you could even go to the clearance aisle for mugs. The change of seasons always brings new and interesting things. OR A GOODWILL TRIP? Holy shit this person is going on and on about expensive ass mugs when what you really need in life is to not fall into the trap that capitalism has inevitably laid for all of us that makes us believe wholeheartedly that the only happiness we will find in life is the ability to purchase expensive things and to own expensive things
Go green and try to re-thrift for shit thatās so trivial it takes one slip of the hand to watch it completely fall to pieces
I made this post over a year ago now and inevitably whenever it gains more traction someone will pop up completely misunderstanding me, not understanding that Iād just like to be comfortable. I donāt actually want advice on how to acquire mugs. I own a couple of mugs. Iād just like to be able to have some security. Maybe a pool. Maybe Iād like to own a small amount of property. A condo, maybe. Iād like to be able to travel. Youāll notice that nobody here is giving advice on how to acquire a condo or a vacation. Theyāre just taking the mug part seriously. All I wanted to do was fantasize about a world where I donāt live in a studio apartment that takes up half of my paycheck in rent alone and maybe I have a stupid white dad device mounted on the wall to showcase my mug collection. Can everyone just shut the hell up about telling me how to acquire mugs? I donāt care about the traps of consumerism! I just wanna be able to afford to visit my aunts sometimes! And so what if I do want an expensive mug? Thatās my goddamn business.
This is a perfect summary of what itās like for try to communicate any idea that canāt fit neatly into a single sentence on Tumblr Dot Com.
You know how sometimes you see a character and youāre like āokay I know I have a type but jesus c h r i s tā