Vash/Vinny

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

I can’t stop thinking about that one tweet by Jabroni Mike with Donkey Kong driving trans followers on a motorcycle to love and support town, you know the one, and how it was like a taste of a future to come

first of all that’s funky kong, who Also says trans rights,

@vesselwiththepestle This is a thousand shades of brilliant and I love him. Lookit my guy! My precious boy!

it's okay if you're not gay but at the least you should still be weird and hard to understand

I'm kinda shy but if youre persistent in getting to know me for 5-6 years I can be a good addition to your household