the past is beyond our control

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

i like a trans headcanon as much as the next guy but sometimes it really boils down to “that character has not had enough agency and/or introspective freedom in their life to have transitioned by the time we meet them in their story”

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

@hopepunk-humanity

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

Stephen King’s Misery

its increasing ?

If you're hypermobile, be especially gentle.