for those thoughts…

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

Touches you with my tendril. In a way that transmits kindness

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

Hey Stupid Fat Boy ! Go Insane On My Body

USE YOUR BODY FOR CRAZY ON ME ‼️

he lets me hit because i’m a little mean on the internet

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead

i hate responsibilities i should be having gay sex instead